KYLO
hey raging useless cunts
YOU
shut the fuck up before i rip
off ur ballsack
REY
anf for once, i thought
we were gonna get peace and
quiet
POE
this chat will never quiet tf
FINN
kylo's mom is hot, but
his behavior isn't
KYLO
WHEN WILL YOU ALL SHUT
UP ABT MY MOM
YOU
idk when will
u stop trying to dictate the
whole fucking galaxy
HUX
General Organa is literally old.
REY
ok but she looks hotter than ever???
KYLO
REY SHUT UP?
REY
don't u have a corner
to go cry in.
POE
LMFAOOAJDKANSJSN
YOU
you all make me
want to start smoking.
KYLO
and you make me want
to burn up ur quarters,
but u don't hear me complaining
YOU
😐
REY
when he's also an arsonist ❤️
POE
add that to the list of his many
criminal offenses
KYLO
i'm literally the supreme leader,
i don't have any offenses.
ROSE
well according to literally human
laws, u do.
KYLO
but they don't exist around me
POE
omg.
FINN
can someone beat his ass pls
YOU
IM ALREADY ON IT
REY
you all remember that time
y/n stabbed ren in the leg
HUX
Yes. But, I'd do worse!
POE
do u think y/n is capable of beating
his ass tho
HUX
Oh, definitely! In fact, I hear
Ren pleading and screaming
right now.
FINN
LMFAOOOO SEND PROOF
HUX
Audio Message (0:24)
REY
NAAAUURRR IM LITERALLG
IN TWARS HELPPSANJZAKSN
FINN
ISTG I HEARD A BELT HIT
HIM ??? 😭
POE
AND Y/N CALLING HIM
A PIECE OF SHIT WITH A DEAD
DAD ?????
REY
REN IS GONNA DIE
ROSE
and no one is gonna stop y/n???
HUX
No.
REY
why would we?
POE
i'll be surprised if y/n doesn't
throw a sandal at him next
HUX
Y/N CHASED HIM TO THE
MESS HALL AND NOW HE'S
GETTING KNIVES THROWN
AT HKM.
REY
SHUT UP .
POE
WKDIWMJDHDKAHXNAJDN
FINN
NOW I AM OFFICIALLY
AFRAID OF Y/N.
YOU
hey everyone :)
REY
...
omg hey bff!
POE
how r u 😍🤞🏼
HUX
Did you kill him?
KYLO
no but i am currently locked
in a closet somewhere.
REY
now why would u
reveal ur location .
POE
istg idk how he's a supreme leader
FINN
well it all started when him
and rey decided to be senseless
fuckers....
POE
I WAS BEING RHETORICAL
HUX
HERE COMES ROUND 2.
KYLO
OH NO
YOU
i'm gonna end u.
REY
why is it every time
y/n and kylo fight, it
sounds like they're just
flirting.
POE
getting knives thrown at u
isn't flirting
YOU
then how come my
mom did it to my dad all
the time.
FINN
cus ur parents were fucked
in the head😭
KYLO
he's not wrong.
let's start w ur father
YOU
YOU RLLY WANNA
START ON THE TOPIC
OF FATHERS RN, BENJAMIN?
KYLO
...
no thank u
HUX
we all have some sort
of fucked up trauma from
our parents.
POE
you say that like it's a
normal thing or occurrence
YOU
...
is it not?
YOU ARE READING
message me! | star wars.
Fanfiction"KYLO: DID YOU JUST SEND ME TOE PICTURES?!" in which you are put into a chaotic, messy group chat with the (sequel) characters of star wars. **this is meant purely for entertainment and humor. all the characters in here are from the sequels, and ref...
