*In a crawl space*
California: Washi move over your getting tangled up with me!
Washington: It's not my fault there's barely any room in this thing and he's in the way!
Idaho: Potatoes~
Oregon: Move Idaho you fat fu-
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Alabama: Hey what do you call a fake noodle an impasta
Everyone else: *Groans*
Florida: You know that one was worse than listening to people debate my gender
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California: *Silent*
Everyone else: *Staring at him in concern*
California: I bet you're expecting some sort of quirky smash world well here's one for you... *drops voice* That was terrible
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*Massachusetts and Pennsylvania making out*
New York: *opens closet door* I bet you weren't expecting me now were you *laughs*
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*Looking in a mirror after dropping hints to NY*
Florida: Maybe try harder next time *small laugh*
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*Florida being sad after dropping more hints to NY*
New York: *Laughs* I'm sorry, I'm sorry but I cant help but laugh at your stupidity *laughs* *Kisses Florida and walks away*
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*Flordia telling Louie what happened*
Louisiana: Ugh feel bad man
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That's all for this chapter bc i'm low on ideas bye
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Statehouse Incorrect Quotes and Oneshots
FanfictionBased off of Ben Brainard's Statehouse/Welcome to the Table series. Requests are open.
