(A/n): Hello everyone!! Yes I am alive! Sorry for not updating, I currently have a lot of unfinished drafts (like 10 of them), but I can't seem to put anything into words hence the meme at the top. This is just a compensation? Kind of chapter to let you guys know that I haven't abadoned this book (And I would warn you guys if that actually happens because I don't want you guys to suddenly think I'm dead, like thats what I think when authors haven't posted in a while, like I think they died). Also, I have a little surprise at the very end so please stick around until then. As always, I hope you enjoy this!!
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Hinata: Why are you smiling?
Tsukishima: What? Can't I just be happy?
Yamaguchi: Kageyama tripped and fell at practice.
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Osamu: 'Tsumu sneezed earlier and I accidentally said 'shut the f*ck up' instead of 'bless you'.
Suna: How do you accidentally say 'shut the f*ck up'?
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Ishiwaka: Do you guys think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Sakusa: You're a hazard to society.
Suzuki: And a Coward, do 20.
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Oikawa: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Iwaizume: 'If'
Yahaba: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.
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Semi: Don't correct me!
Shirabu: Don't be wrong!
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Atsumu: What happens to the car if you press the break and the accelerator at the same time?
Osamu: It takes a screenshot.
Aran: Get out, both of you.
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Lev: How do you spell orange?
Yamamoto: The fruit or the color?
Kenma:
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Osamu: There's no I in team but there is one in Pizza.
Kita: So you're not going to share?
Osamu: I'm not going to share
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Bokuto: *Sneezes*
Konoha, stuck on the ceiling: Bless you.
Bokuto, looking around frantically: GOD!?!?
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Konoha: Hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Bokuto: B-bees?
Konoha: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Bokuto: W-wait--
Washio: *Walks in with a jar of bees*
Bokuto: WAIT--
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Y/n: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.
Yamamoto, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
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Kunimi: I hate it when people say "are you even listening to me??"
Kunimi: It's such a weird way to start a conversation.
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Hanamaki: Whoever makes Oikawa fall asleep wins a 100 dollars.
Matsukawa, holding a frying pan: Got it, where is he??
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Y/n: That's a pretty rock.
Oikawa: Thanks! Iwa-chan gave it to me.
Iwaizume: I thew it at you, Sh*ttykawa!
Oikawa: He's very sweet.
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Kageyama: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!!
Kageyama: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Tsukishima: Uh...
Yamaguchi: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Kageyama: I APRECIATE ALL OF YOU!!
Hinata: *crying* It's working.
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And finally for the surprise....
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Drumroll please~~
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TADAAAA!!! A Suna Rintaro for you~~ ♡♡
(A/n): I'm probably gonna delete this picture in a later date, because I don't want someone that I know, know that I make Wattpad stories, like literally all my friends know my artstyle and they would recognised this soooo. It's highly unlikely that they would see this though, but I'm not gonna take that chance.
