chapter 8

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by MikingVetal

by MikingVetal

/Kevin pov/

I wake up and my tvs mistyereuosly on...what this (tv noise:liquid drano cleener cleaner cleaner) i go about my daily routine summing demons in my bathroom after that i go to the chichenand pop some cereal in a plasticbag milk fist ovecorse i grab my new faveret cerial ......... SORE PATCH KIDS MarkEpleAir mae the compay and i saw heposted a video in theis cereal and i was like WOW i tryi it and ik what your thinking...rabecca but no i thinks its good so now all the cereal in my top right bottom left middel corner of my stove cabine is stalked with sour patchkids dont ask why it jus is and its right next to where all my pineapples are so i can make the BEST pixa there is in all the world and you cant change my mind what is it you ask itshwin pizza with pineapple on top and my sepeshal secreal ecreat is you mix the pizza dough with the pineapple juce i have it down to a science anyway i go for my morning walk likke all people do and i notice jds hose its the only black houes in thenaborhood of all shit green hoses i sonder why its black ......ohhh bc hes emoanyway i keep walking but then i dont i notice in his backyard his house wasnt ALL black

/jds pov/

I wake up to the amazing liquid drano cermercali its always on ..serously i have it on a loop i do morning routine starting with praying to the gods(slushie) in my bathroom go to th chichen grab a bowl andmy honey nut cherries put them in my bowl first bc one weirdos put mike first grab my spoon witch is next to my peporoniesbc that is the supperotr toping on pizza and whoever eats pineapple on pizza can suck my dick as soon as isat down to eat my honney nut cherries the door bell rang...this very cut is standing at my door stephen he says"hey jd so i was doing my daily walk and inoticed in your backyard the bottom right hand sied of your house 3 bricks up from the floor and 2 bricks for the let the was a scratch of the shit green paint so i fixed it i speed walk like all the grand maws at 4 pm all the way to lowes bought your 2 shades off of pure black paint i got 5 gallons of that spcifice shade just to speed walk back to your house brake in to your back yard again and put a singular stroke of paint on said scratch." the only thig i could think to say is "im going to marry you" i invite him in "so why 5 gallons of pain?" "well you see 5 is the exact number ok pepreonines i like on my pineapple pizza" you like pineapple pizza?"OH YES ITS MY FAVORITE" come with me to my room plz "ok" ( i wont type this part but i did say who ever like pineapple pizza can suck my dick)(it was consensual i swear)(it was also very sexual)

So me and Kevin are officially dting and i decided to do tell the world

So i go call

we are planning the wedding already

So we are in the works of 2 more stories so we won't be posting as often as shown but we will hopefully be posting soon with a new story