chapter 6

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by MikingVetal

by MikingVetal

I just want to say happy Thanksgiving everyone and for those who don't celebrate happy holidays and if not have a happy day and make sure you check out webtoon its the same username as here and story name ok on with the chapter

/jd pov/

I put on my black jacket that is paired with my grey skirt. I put on my blue combat boots and head for the door.But wait!there's more. I grab my mallet to crush open my LIQUID DRAINO CLEANERRRRRRRRRRRRRR(cleaner cleaner) its a wonderful hangover cure and puts the kids right to sleep! This camertional brought to you by liquid draino (liquid drano is not responsible for death apon inhalation death apon digestion death apon looka(insert a happy family frolicking in a flower feild) and not reliable for the death of pets or other living things keep sideafects may result in death if death occurs please dispose of draino properly and alert the closest hospital for it may cause irritation of skin or death keep out of reach to anyone under the age of jd) im jd and i approve this message

I turn off the tv and mutter "im the only reaso its so damn popular these days" i head over to my room and i get readdy for my date i wanna look smexy i yeet my red button up shirt on my hot muskely tone buff beach bod and i crop that son of a bitch so fast i grab my cute skirt with noice flowers on it very fall like and i put ikn on my small pasty little white legs...... ON TO SHOES i grab my nicest black flats and put them on then i look damn i got some fine ass anckels now you may say jd is all about the ass BITCH PLEASES THE oh sorry didnt mean to yell the ankles is where its at now adays well anyway! I walk out le door and see my dad cursing at the lawn for being so tall but i ignore it because he does this evryday. Iyeet myself into the sedan and i hea d on over to veronica-IMEN HELENS house to pick her up for the date.i get to her house and she is a black trench coat w black combat boots and BOY she just stole my fucking look. So i make her sit with a carseat just cuz i can.

"Why do you have a careseat lol?"

"My dad is hella short ok it helps him feel taller"

Teenage suicide(don't do it) is playing on the radio i turn it up and sing along. Helen looks mortified in the back seat but we don't have time to unpack all of that.

We pull u to the seven 11 at this point she all ready tried to put on a blind fold so we had to pull over "no helen the blind fold goes over your eyes not your throught " i help her out of the car and i unmask her.

"SEven 11?"

"The one and only(except for there is a lot of these but shut up sister helen)"

We walk in and i greet bill the guy who mops the slushy i spill everyday. "The usual? He asks"

"Nope i have a date today" i turn immediately to my right

/rich pov/

I take my hot date drew to 7 11 because dammmmmmn we walk in and i see jd and i thought"why tf is he wearing a sute and the date is wering a ball dress its only 711 like be more chill" then i had an idea "OMG IS THAT THE DUDE FROM TV!!!!!!"

/Jd pov/

Nononononononononononononnonowtfwtfwtf

Everyone starts crowding around me and starts asking me where im going and im like what????? Oh i shouldn't have dressed so damn sexy today now they think im going somewhere fanCY with my girl...except its not my girl because VERO- noooo i have to put her in the past im here with He-henry? Oh fuck her namew is helen. I think it is at least do I'm not going to ask cus that's awkward and definitely not ok to do on a date.We look over to rich's date4.Omg is that contestant #1????????

/rich pov/

So as jd is getting harassed i talk drew to the beach and have a nice 1on1 date (not like that) but we sit and talk forever and share everything about eachother its crazy i tell him abot my massage puppet collection and how my dad left when he found out i was bi drew said "well i have 3 dads" ngl it went down hill form there a little but we recovered we're really bad at talking soooo i ergly slip my sluchie gross bill got me(he got me lime and i only like cherry so i fuckin vomit) drew felt bad. And gave me his slushie(but yaknow after i washed out my mouth and all) we drove home and he kissed me on the cheek.uwu but i cringe because tha was not very heterosexual of me .... Obviously cuz im totaly bii

/jd pov/

So after rich left things calmed down and i took ...helen? To my house actually no to jermys house its much cleaner....... FUCK there is still a body in the house uhhh to michels house nononono he has 2 moms that make too many cookies thats sus ummm to my 711 we get there and go to the back closet owo so we wre about to do it if ykyk but the closet was to small so i said"FUCK THIS BYE BITCH"and open the door and bill is staring at us and i pull up my pantsand leave i call veronica and confess my love

I end up hitting it at the end of the night and we are a cupple