charismas special

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by MikingVetal

by MikingVetal

(dress code for this ep. : christmas/holiday)

/michael's pov/

I clean my room so my parents don't yellat me like they do when i have like one shit onthe floor. The doorbell rings

Hello! My name is- I slam the door in this dudes face then someone knocks on the door. "Jeremy!" i say,going in to kiss him. Jake and jd walk in holding their bags. I take them to the basement and let them get settled in. then the unspeakable happens... my mom brought (christmas/ whatever holladay you celebrate)cookies and everyone came running at her i was jenually scared for her safety and the stomics of everysones stomics. Then

Ring ring

The phone rings

I answer it."oh hey Drew,yea im swamped with all these kids. Jd,jake-oh you just wanna be let in? Oh,ok ALEXA *alexa chimes* OPEN THE DOOR" "sweetie,alexa can't open the door we're not rich" So i end up going to open the door and i let drew in. "where's rich?'' I ask. Inbetween yours ans jeremys house" "odd" i say and i lead him to the basement and await the other guests

^time skip brought to you by im lazy so everyones here now^

"LETS PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE" some random entity shouts. rich grabs a bottle and puts it in the center and spins it. It lands in laf. He looks confused and mutters something in french

*Laf wow personne ne peut me comprendre ha maman de si riche un peu une chienne

*Rich putain, laissez ma mère en dehors de ça

*Laf non je ne t'embrasserai pas mec c'est gay je ne le ferai pas tu es gay je ne le ferai pas et je sais que tu te bats avec des français comme moi mais non je ne le ferai pas ton cul gay

*Rich mec tout le monde sait que vous avez un boner pour mulligan et je ne suis pas gay im bi entrez bien ok alors ne le tordez pas oui vous êtes physiquement parfait je ne veux pas votre grande baguette chaude et vos compétences en fabrication de pain

Michel dude tf are yall yelling for

and rich moves the bottle so it lands on Drew. They kiss and eventually get kicked into the hallway because they took too long kissing. Jd spins the bottle and it lands on jeremy.

Silence

Jeremy looked quite embarrassed because he knew what happened in 8th grade. Jd starts to say he'll skip his turn but then veronica and michael say its fine and they kiss and then they vomit cuz jeremy's mouth tasted like straight mayonaise. Even jeremy hated it but he couldn't help that his dad forces him to buy mayo flavored toothpaste. He goes to use michaels toothpaste and now he tasted like watermelon... or so michael says. They continue on with their nite and eventually they all end up making out with someone they like and so now everyone gets ready for fuck marry kill.Veronica volunteers jake to go and gives him the option of martha Heather chandler and drew. He choses To marry Martha Fuck drew and kill hc(i mean who wouldn't-) And he says because martha is so nice and would be such a nice wife and she starts crying because everyone hates her hahahahaaha- (oof uuhh) and heather flips him off cuz she do be a mythic bicth love the bitch oh yes then it was veronicas turn he gave her the choice of jd jermy and michel she chooses to fuck michel marry jermy and kill jd

Jd looked confused bc they were dating teirs stated to fom in his eyes.She says it was only a joke but we all know shes only dating him because her sugar daddy(his dad) said he was tired of hearing jd moping all day long.Michaels mom's come down and give them some chicken fat for dinner. Theyb all gag in response. Michael's mom can't deal with that

Michae; goes upstairs and steals dino nuggets and bites into one...I then realized my mom made them frozen. SO i order chinese food cuz pizza is nasty. Blah blah b;ah the food arrives and i sentence jeremy to death its basically a tradition everytime hr comes over. We all get full and pass out with veronica cuddling us cuz much love.

*Note:if you wanna know what rich and laf said go to google translate i aint putting that english translations.

THERE WONT BE ANOTHER EPISODE TILL 2021 happy holidays and have a grate new year byee