"Next thing you know, his house had burned down from an "accidental" fire"
Valerie Vause is a successful multimillionaire, on her way to the top, the sky's the limit. She does not tolerate bullshit and will not hesitate to end you. Valerie is mainly...
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I sat on the couch, in my pyjamas, eating ice cream, trying to watch Shrek. I say trying because I keep thinking about my new assistant.
Wait... he is a criminal and I don't even know what he did.
I'm too tired to give a damn right now. I'll just contact his parole officer.
Mid movie, my phone rang. It was my mother.
"Hi mom" I answered
"Hey baby, how was your day?"
" It was fine. I got my P.A today"
"That's great honey, what is her name?" she sounded too excited
"His name is Lorenzo Valentine."
If I thought she was excited before, she's definitely excited now.
"Is he cute?" she asked, her voice dripping with enthusiasm
"Yeah, you could say that" I nonchalantly replied
"I'm so happy for you, I hope he treats you well."
"He has to, I'm the one paying him," I said in a duh tone
"Anyways, I have to get going, I'll talk to you tomorrow, bye, love you"
"Love you too, bye" with that I hung up
I didn't even notice, that I fell asleep
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I woke up, the next morning to my alarm ringing and banging on my door.
"Val! Open this door now, I know you're in there!"
The only person I know that would be bold enough to be banging on my door like a crazy person is my best friend, Melodie.
I opened the door and was immediately engulfed in a big bear hug.
"I haven't seen you in forever!" she screamed directly in my ear.
"I saw you yesterday before I went to work."
"Val, that was like only for two seconds. I thought when I moved next door to my best friend, I'd see her more often."
I rolled my eyes and made a u-turn to my fridge, but Melodie called me
"Val?"
Without turning around, "yes, Mel..."
"I quit my job and I was wondering if I could be your personal assistant..."
Melodie has commitment issues, she can't keep a job for more than a month. She doesn't really need it but she needs to stay occupied. You see... her mother died and left her a lot of money, kinda like what Princess Diana, left for Prince Harry.
"Sorry Mel, I already have a P.A"
She sighed and plopped down on a chair, she wasn't sad for long because she came up with this brilliant idea. Note the sarcasm
"Let's have a sleepover all weekend, we could go shopping tomorrow!"
