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SIMPS AND PIMPS 😩

FREDDIE:
does anyone want to hang out later
george and i are kinda bored

GEORGIE:
it's not like we just want to hang out
with you bc we're bored

FREDDIE:
but we are bored
and you dumb motherfuckers probably
don't have anything else to do

GEORGIE:
so let's hang out!

WEASEL:
i'll skip
thanks for invitation tho

POTTAH:
what are we doing

BOY BEST FRIEND:
i am not coming if you're testing your
candies on us
last time i ended up in hospital vomiting
for the whole night

GEORGIE:
do you want us to apologise?

BOY BEST FRIEND:
it would be nice

FREDDIE:
then no

BOY BEST FRIEND:
rude

HEADACHE:
you can come in my dorm
i have some weed here

MUM:
You do know that I can turn you in
after what you confessed?

HEADACHE:
but you won't

MUM:
What makes you think that?

HEADACHE:
i'll tell mcgonagall you helped weasley
with essay last month

MUM:
Fine.

HEADACHE:
so we're all in
draco? adeline and stella wbu?

DRACO <3:
yeah i'm in

MAIN HOE:
idk maybe
tell u later

HEADACHE:
cool
stella?

YOU:
sorry i cant tonight

HEADACHE:
ugh damn
no party tonight
main character is missing

YOU:
i literally love you theo <3

DRACO <3:
why can't you come?

YOU:
it's nothing
anyways you guys have fun

BOY BEST FRIEND:
i don't know does that actually mean
you want us to have fun or is it just
another way of saying 'i hope you die'

YOU:
STOP BLAISE OMG-
no seriously
have fun

HEADACHE:
so where are we hanging out then...

WEASEL:
i thought you said your room

HEADACHE:
i thought i said no bc stella isn't
coming duh

FREDDIE:
it's fine
just sneak into our dorm

YOU:
THAT IS NOT FAIR I WANNA SEE FREDDIE
IN HIS DORM... shirtless

GEORGIE:
hate to disappoint you but i'm more
handsome

FREDDIE:
you wish

YOU:

YOU:

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