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THE BIKINI BOTTOM 🏖️

BOY BEST FRIEND:
so i have a question

HEADACHE:
look who's asking questions now

BOY BEST FRIEND:
you're gonna like this one
trust me

HEADACHE:
doubt it but go on

BOY BEST FRIEND:
have you ever wondered what will
be written on your grave

MAIN HOE:
the day you were born and day
you died? 💀

YOU:
LMAO TRUE

DRACO <3:
how is this group even alive

HEADACHE:
because it's not dead?

YOU:
BYE HSOSJSPAISKS 💀💀

BOY BEST FRIEND:
but like a quote
what quote would be written on your
grave
like something you used to say alot

MAIN HOE:
dunno about me but i have
something for stella

YOU:
ouu alright

MAIN HOE:
i don't n€€d anything for birthday,
don't bring m€ pr€$ent$

YOU:
I CAN'T 😭😭
you know me too well

DRACO <3:
i think we all know what's gonna be
written on mine

BOY BEST FRIEND:
you better tell your father about
this
okay okay what about me

HEADACHE:
no no you don't get to have a quote
you get to have reaction meme

YOU:
ouu something like *insterts meme

HEADACHE:
exactly

BOY BEST FRIEND:

MAIN HOE:and what about me

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MAIN HOE:
and what about me

YOU:
LMAO I REMEMBER
once when you said
💀💀
WAIT I HAVE TO MENTALLY
PREPARE MYSELF
uhh okay

YOU:
i'm a lab experiment that went wrong
- adeline at some point

MAIN HOE:
I DON'T REMEMBER SAYING THAT
WHAT

YOU:
bitch i have a file about things you
said
don't test me

DRACO <3:
next time we hang out harrington
make a powerpoint presentation
about things she said

HEADACHE:
amazing
you two could watch that instead of
actually going to cinema

DRACO <3:
i meant all of us

HEADACHE:
oh
my bad ;)

YOU:
istg theo apsusoankskspaj

HEADACHE:
jspasosjslsjpaus my turn
what about my grave nsoaj

MAIN HOE:
knowing you you'd probably want
a whole ass castle to be your grave

YOU:
that actually gives a big theo enegry
idk why tho

DRACO <3:
because he's a goddamn princess

HEADACHE:
thanks daddy

BOY BEST FRIEND:
if this doesn't prove you that he's
bottom then i don't know what does

MAIN HOE:
wait theo isn't a virigin

YOU:
truth or dare?
truth.
are you a virgin?


BOY BEST FRIEND:
she ended his career in a second

HEADACHE:
i am not a virgin 😭
as a matter of fact i fucked draco's ex

YOU:
NWOSAOSJSKSNSČAJOS
WHO'S ENDING WHO'S CARREER NOW

HEADACHE:
pansy said i was better 😌

MAIN HOE:
draco's awfully quiet rn

DRACO <3:
ofc he was better bc he was bottom

YOU:
🎶 jingle bells jingle bells
violence all the way 🎶

BOY BEST FRIEND:
🎶 this boy is a botom 🎶

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