𝐓𝐔𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐋; draco malfoy

20

PHINEAS AND FERB FAN CLUB

BLONDIE:
well shit

YOU:
draco texted us first
true miracle

BLONDIE:
ha ha
we have a problem
a huge problem

DUMB FUCK:
let me guess
you started it

BLONDIE:
correct

YOU:
how the fuck are we supposted
to solve that problem when
you're usually the one who solves
problems

DUMB FUCK:
excuse me?

YOU:
you're excused

DUMB FUCK:
i hate how you always have answer
on everything

YOU:
if you keep going i'll just have
to insult you

BLONDIE:
you're not helping

DUMB FUCK:
we're not trying to

BLONDIE:
in that case i must say that
you're doing pretty good then

YOU:
alright alright
i might know what's the problem

BLONDIE:
you do?

YOU:
no

DUMB FUCK:
merlin i'm surrounded by idiots
malfoy just tell us what's the big deal

BLONDIE:
right
so i'm supposted to meet adeline
in like thirty minutes
and she called me to make sure
where are we going
and uh

YOU:
come on snowflake
tell us

DUMB FUCK:
snowflake ❄️😭

YOU:
draco (snowflake) 🥶❄️😬
wait imma change his name
perfect

SNOWFLAKE:
great fucking amazing

DUMB FUCK:
elsa calm down

YOU:
no no that would be his dad
elsa 🧚🏼‍♀️❄️

DUMB FUCK:
ohh right 🧝🏻‍♂️

SNOWFLAKE:
just shut up i'm not done

DUMB FUCK:
okay
let it go elsa jr

SNOWFLAKE:
merlin you two are mental
but anyhow
when we agreed on a place to meet
before she cut the line i said
something bad
like terrible

YOU:
listen you motherfucker
if you don't tell me rn i'll loose my shit

SNOWFLAKE:
fucking fine
okay
i called her by other name

DUMB FUCK:
you did what

SNOWFLAKE:
i didn't say her name at the end
when i was saying goodbye
i said different name

YOU:
right now i might know what's he gonna say

DUMB FUCK:
and i might know that you're not
gonna have so much fun tonight

YOU:
the name
was it...? 😃
¿it starts with s and ends with a?

DUMB FUCK:

SNOWFLAKE:
no

THEODORE NOTT ADDED STELLA HARRINGTON TO THE GROUPCHAT.

SNOWFLAKE:
NOTT WHAT THE FUCK

YOU:
SO IT IS HER

MAMI:
dayum hi

DUMB FUCK:
theo this is one of the best choices you
ever made

YOU:
i've always been good at those

SNOWFLAKE:
this is terrible

MAMI:
what are you on about

YOU:
oh just draco being draco

MAMI:
understandable. have a nice day sir.

DUMB FUCK:
he wants to snog you

MAMI:
i kinda miss snogging
theo wanna come over

YOU:
he wasn't talking about me but
now that you've already asked
yes i'm coming 😼

MAMI:
who's he talking about
oh
malfoy?

DUMB FUCK:
yes

SNOWFLAKE:
no

YOU:
stella i'm on my way

MAMI:
doors are unlocked just come in
anyways
draco wants what?

SNOWFLAKE:
nothing

DRACO MALFOY REMOVED STELLA HARRINGTON FROM THE GROUPCHAT.

YOU:
too bad dude
i'm at her house
gonna spill the tea 🍵

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DRACO <3

YOU:
if you try to blame this on me i'm
gonna murder you

DRACO <3:
you confessed to me when i was with
adeline

YOU:
you asked me to
and besides i thought that you have
no feelings towards me
don't fucking try to blame me for this
because i'm not arguing with her
now go out and solve this out
you're a big boy you can do this

DRACO <3:
she's gonna hate both of us

YOU:
true
you fucked up malfoy

DRACO <3:
fuck you harrington

YOU:
xoxo

god i love drama