The babysitter: Truth Or Dare

Pollution | Everyone

Lucky: heya, here's another question for ya!

Scarlet: from comment friend RedPotato1 ?

Lucky: actually, (for the first time) nope!

Emerald: what?!

Chocolate: *excitedly* new comment friend?

Lucky: yup! And your new comment friend AlyssaByssKitty12 is coming here in person for this very special question!

Peach: *tilts head slightly* another cookie?

Lucky: not this time.

Emerald: :<

Indigo: I want a cookieeeee

Lime: I'll get you one *walks over to vending machine*

All the other kids: me too, please!

Lime: *laughs* okay then-

Lucky: whilst you're getting those... please welcome AlyssaByssKitty12 to Mira HQ!
*does writing*

Kitty: *appears*

Rose: HEY, YOU!

Peach: you... you know this comment friend?

Rose: YEAH SHE WANTED TO KILL ME!

Lemon: yeah.... I don't think that happened. Comment friends are nice, right?

Rose: IT HAPPENED

Indigo: mmm where's the eViDeNcE?

Rose: hmph... look on the first book, the chapter labelled "Rose".

Lemon: *quickly reads whilst munching on the cookie* okay, forget I ever doubted you.

Lapis: when did this happen?

Rose: when I was.... *thinks* okayyy.... maybe I deserved it....

Peach: NOBODY EVER DESERVES THAT

Lime: *carrying 12 cookies* *remembers what Rose is talking about* *nervously tries to not be seen*

Pink: what do you mean my beautiful princess? There is no way you would ever deserve a death threat

Rose: I was being mean to Lime...

Lucky: okay, off track. But you know Kitty, our new comment friend, so I guess that's good?

Kitty: *begins screeching about pollution*

Brown: YES! POLLUTION IS TERRIBLE!

Green: *sighs* here we go-

Black: don't stop her.

Brown: around 7 million people die every year from exposure to polluted air! Ambient air pollution alone caused some 4.2 million deaths in 2016, while household air pollution from cooking with polluting fuels and technologies caused an estimated 3.8 million deaths!

Kitty: *stops screeching*

Red: see, Blue! We're nowhere near as dangerous as pollution is, so calm down!

Brown: Globally, 91% of the world population is exposed to unhealthy levels of pollution! Isn't that terrible?

Purple: yes, it is terrible, may you stop now?

Brown: FOSSIL FUELS ARE KILLING THE PLANET! WE NEED TO CHANGE TO CLEANER, RENEWABLE SOURCES OF ENERGY!

Yellow: yup, such as.... er...

Black: hydroelectric power stations, wind turbines, solar power...

Brown: YES! The statistics are awful... air pollution not only causes problems like global warming, climate change,

Cyan: aren't those two the same?

Blue: OF COURSE NOT!

Brown: acid rain,

Lemon: *gasps* That's real?!

Indigo: told ya >:3

Brown: deterioration of fields, extinction of animal species,

Chocolate: not the animals :'c

Brown: respiratory health problems, problems affecting vision, it can cause cancer...

Coal: *whispers to Scarlet* I'm scared now-

Scarlet: *comfortingly hugs Coal*

Lime: this is BAD.

Pink: *dramatic eye roll* you don't say-

Cyan: I never knew it was this bad...

Purple: isn't global warming a myth?

Everyone: .............

Purple: never mind-

Brown: and it gets WORSE!

Black: actually.... maybe stop now.

Brown: but I-

Red: heh, I agree.

Brown: *sighs* if you both say so... but I have so many more statistics on this!

Lucky: so basically Brown knows the facts and is very passionate about making the Earth a cleaner planet

Coal: omg omg omg omg omg...

Black: what's wrong?

Coal: DO YOU WORK FOR THE BAD PEOPLE?!

Brown: WHO?

Scarlet: yeah! That's their motive... they thought the Earth was too polluted and wanted to stop space travel so that we didn't spread it to other planets...

Red: Brown?! Do you?!!

Brown: no...

Red: I coulda sworn you seemed familiar...

Black: you're jut being paranoid...

Red: but-

Brown: I didn't!

Chocolate: my mommy isn't an imposter...

Lucky: my personal opinion? Brown isn't sus. SOOOOO many people want the Earth to be cleaner, it doesn't mean they're part of a cold-hearted company who send desperate people off to murder little children's parents...

Anyway, short break here.

Yellow: we have a BREAK?!

Lucky: yup! Finally answered all the questions!

Green: YESS! NO MORE INTERROGATIONS!

Orange: I don't think it's going to last long, though.

Lucky: *laughs* yup, that's completely true
and I 100% agree.

Green: LET ME REMAIN IN A STATE OF DENIAL UNIL THE INEVITABLE HAPPENS, PLEASE

Orange: ....

Pink: *snarls* don't yell at him!

Green: I said please :c