Pick A Class | Everyone

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Lucky: hey, we're back!

Emerald: nuuuuuu!

Green: well that was the longest break we've had yet.... I'm thankful for it.

Lucky: well I love interrogating you sooooo...

Rose: you WANT us to suffer?

Peach: shh, us kids don't get many questions so it's okay-

Chocolate: who asked this time?

Lucky: a brand new comment friend!

Teal: new one?

Scarlet: OOO NEW FRIENDS!

Lucky: yup! xXWe_Can_Be_HeroesXx has asked everyone-

Lapis: ALL of us?

Coal: yeah, that's what she said...

Lucky: to pick a class

Indigo: huh? A class? Like school?

Lemon: shh be quiet and let her explain!

Indigo: sowwy :c

Lucky: there are four choices.

-Mage (magic)
-Ranger (ranged weapons, like guns or bows)
-Melee (Close up attacks with a sword... or, um, in this case a knife would be acceptable?)
-Summoner (Summons minions)

Also Red, you go first

Red: why always me?

Lucky: because! I do things in rainbow order

Scarlet: why?

Lucky: because it's.... uh..... I don't even know why.

Scarlet: :c

Lucky: okay! If it bothers you that much, I'll do it the opposite way around this time

Red: no, it's okay, I was just curious... anyway. I think my answer is pretty obvious, as -

Blue: YOU KILLED SO MANY PEOPLE SO YOU'LL ALREADY KNOW YOUR FAVOURITE METHOD OF MURDER!

Red: *ignores Blue*

Orange: *covering Peach's ears* how do you put up with this?

Red: *shrugs* I'm used to it, I guess. Anyway, as much as I liked guns, Melee is the way to go.

Scarlet: *shuddering* I...I'd choose Ranger
b-because it means you can do it from far away... and don't have to see them d-die right next to you...

Orange: heh... can it be good magic? Like, stuff that heals people?

Lucky: no, I'm pretty sure the whole reason of this is attacking

Orange: oh, I see.... maybe the magic will make it not painful?

Lucky: *sighs* sure, if you like. Peach?

Peach: knives because they go STAB STAB STAB and you can slash arteries to make the blood splatter everywhere and all over the walls, or if you get a vein then it makes the cool, dark pooling effect...

Literally everyone: uhhh....

Peach: what? *looks around innocently* I watched all the 'Stabby Steve' movies!

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