If I hear another "But dad" from my son I am going to kick the 13 year old out. He says it all the time. Any time he wants something or does something. He says it. Like god.
Step one: keep yourself together as your son drives you crazy.
Step two: Try to ignore them when they say this. If you show that it makes you pissed. Then they are gonna do it more. Like trust me.
Step three: I am not proud but I am may have Called my son a little shit head...in front of him. It's not my proudest moment but I dont regret even when Jason laughed and Alfred glared. And Dami, the little terror, threw an apple at my head...Brat.
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Bruce Wayne's how to parent: baby assassins
FanfictionBruce teaching his wonderful methods of trying to control his murderous adorable little baby assassin. Parenting book on Dami. BOOK COVER ART NOT MINE BUT GOOD ONE SO
