As you know, one day your baby assassin will move on and grow up.
Go fo high school and all that fun stuff. So here are a few steps forgetting them and you ready for them moving high school .
Step one: Accept. You just accept your kid is moving on and growing up. For everyone's sake, you have to. Its gonna be hard but you will do it.
Step two: Buy your baby assassin a bunch of new clothes. Well give them money so they can buy new stuff for themselves. Apparently dami thinks I am lame and Jay Jay dresses the coolest.
Step three: Help them adjust to the change. Well yourself too. Damian and I talked at breakfast about high school.
Step four: Make sure you take a bunch of photos of your 14 year old. He started highschool early.
Step five: Drop your baby assassin off at school and kiss them goodbye. My baby is gone. Well in highschool. My last kid in elementary school and well I guess school in general. Cough Tim.
Well now he says he wants his driver's license permanent when he is 15. DAMN IT.
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Bruce Wayne's how to parent: baby assassins
FanfictionBruce teaching his wonderful methods of trying to control his murderous adorable little baby assassin. Parenting book on Dami. BOOK COVER ART NOT MINE BUT GOOD ONE SO
