❥ 𝐀𝐨𝐭 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦.𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

47. Dream job

This chapter contains cussing and spoilers from season 3 and 4 

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Hot potato girl:

I and Connie are going to open a taco stand 

Angry german:

The meat will be raw cause YOU SUCK AT COOKING YOUR A FALURIE YOUR A LOSER A DISAPOITEMENT A MISTAKE MY DAD OWNS ROBLOX HE CAN BAN YOUR ACCOUNT 

Daddy Hange:

WHAT IS GOING ON 

You:

ISNT YOUR DAD DEAD

Mi casa:

LMAAOOO

Freckled Jesus:

STFU ALL YOU CAN MAKE IS A BOWL OF CEREAL YOU FUKEN LOSER EREN

Bald man:

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE WE GOT NICCOLO TO COOK THE TACOS AND HE DIDNT WANTS TO MAKE YOU FOOD

Historia<3:

SASHA PROBABLY HAD TO GIVE HIM GOCK GOCK 9,0000

Horse face:

HEYY WE TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT A SECRET YOU LESBAIN

Bald man:

I cant laugh just yet

White dad:

Do whatever to achieve your dream job

You:

SUWHHIQHIUAI

Ymir:

What happened to Eren this time

Blonde twink:

His Fortnite girlfriend broke up with him he's trying to cope

You: 

YOU LOSER

Short mr.clean:

YOU'RE THE FALUIER ER*EN

Bald man:

YES E#### YOUR A LOSER A FALUIER

Angry german:

THIS AINT ROBLOX

Mi casa:

and Fortnite isn't a dating app 

Daddy Hange:

GOOO MIKASAAAA

Horse face:

THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND

Blonde twink:

What 

Mi casa:

We were never dating and will never 

Historia<3:

JEAN YOU FUKEN LOSER

Ymir<3:

Ymir be nice

White dad:

You will find your special someone one day, Jean

Bald man:

We should add Zeke's spinal fluid to our food

Blonde twink:

Wich kind *moans cutely*

White dad:

I think I should take you and Connie to therapy together 

A/n: Please help im running out of ideas. Make sure to drink water and eat.

-GHOST