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51. New roommate

This chapter contains cussing.

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Alien kid:

I need a new roommate

You:

You fucked me now you want to move out.

Mi casa:

YOU WHAT

Blonde twink:

REALLY THAT IS HOW YOU TREAT A GIRL AFTER FUCKING HER

I THOUGHT YOU KNEW BETTER LEVI YOUR FUKED UP

YOU WANTED TO BE HER ROOMATE JUST TO FUCK HER WOWWWW I THOUGHT YOU KNEW BETTER LEVI ACKERMANNNNN

YOUR PP IS PROBABLY SMALL JUST LIKE YOU

YOU UGLY ASS

YOU HAVE THE MOST BASIC HAIRCUT

REMBER THAT ONE TIME YOU NEEDED ME TO REACH YOU A BOX OF CERAL

A FUKEN BOX OF CEARL

CEARLLL

Bald man:

GET HIM BLONDE TWINK

Hot potato girl:

GOOOOO ARMEANNN

Daddy hange:

GET HIM

Ailen kid:

Not because of that dumbass

Y/n cries at 3 am because of banana fish

I never watched it but the title doesn't make it sad

Bald man:

Wach it I wanna see you sufferrrrr

Frecleked Jesus:

YESS SEE IT

Y/N HIDE ALL THE TISSUES WHEN HE DOSES >:D

You:

SMART SMART IM HIDE THEM

Daddy hange:

When THAT part comes up play lover man

White dad:

Hange did that to me when I wached it

I can't recover

Mi casa:

Rip white dad

Alien kid:

I still need a new roommate

I'm going to buy my own house

Y/n doesn't help me in anything

You:

YOUR LYING I PAY THE BILLS

ALL YOU DO IS WASTE YOUR MONEY ON TEA AND CLEANING SUPPLIES

Hot potato girl:

Levi don't leave y/n because I enjoy the smell of cleaning products when I come over

Bald man:

The tide pods look tasty

Angry german:

I hope you eat one and die

White dad:

Be kind

Angry german:

that's gay

Blonde twink:

shut up

Historia<3:

Sometimes I ask my self why I'm friends with you guys

Horse face:

cause you love us

Historia<3:

I ONLY love Historia the rest of you are ugly

You:

Hange is not ugly there hot

Blonde twink:

I'm I hot?

You:

Yes

Mi casa:

me?

You:

yes

Angry german:

Me?

You:

Next question

Bald man:

YOU LOSER

Angry german:

They're rotting my brain, love These hoes are the same

Alien kid muted the chat

A/n: Make sure to drink water and eat

-Ghost