❥ 𝐀𝐨𝐭 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦.𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

61. What

This chapter contains cussing

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Bald man:
Sometimes I wish that Eren cut his hair
Sometimes I wish Armin wasn't horny
Sometimes I wish y/n never got railed by Sasha
Sometimes I wish Mikasa washed her scarf
Sometimes I wish Sasha donst steal my food
Sometimes I wish Jean wasn't so flirting with random women he sees
Sometimes I wish Historia didn't have a live laugh love sigh in her house
Sometimes I wish Ymir wasn't a hey mamas lesbian
Sometimes I wish Hange showered
Sometimes I wish Levi wasn't called my dad
Sometimes I wish Marco only shared half of the feelings I share for kurapika
Sometimes I wish Erwin was immortal
But these things will never happen
Eren will never cut his hair
Armin won't stop being Horny
Y/n will never stop getting railed
Mikasa will never wash her scarf
Sasha will never stop eating
Jean won't stop being straight
Historia will never get rid of that sighn
Ymir will never be straight
Hange will never shower
Levi will not stop making people think he's my dad
Marco will never stop simping for Kurapika
Erwin will one day die
Its not like we're in a fanfic and these things can happen
It's reality but that's what we can think right?
I'm Connie springer and this is my life

Hot potato girl:
What

Y/n:
Sasha is good with her fingers😩

Historia<3:
What the fuck y/n
And ew men

Ymir<3:
The sighn is beautiful

Angry German:
Some girls find my hair attractive

Mi casa:
I stoped wearing my scarf
It's probably moldy

Blonde coconut:
When was I horny tf

Horse face:
Your always Horny
Tf Connie

Daddy Hange:
I do shower the fuck

Alien kid:
Yea like once a week
What the fuck
Your not my son
Who said I'm your dad

Freckled Jesus:
Kurapika is hot I will never
Stop loving him

White dad:
I'm I that old

Bald man:

Daddy Hange:
What the fuck
Where did you get that

You:
LMAOOO

Bald man:
I May or may not have the urge to burn a building Rn

White dad:
What

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A/n:
Make sure to drink water and eat

-GHOST