Jotaro

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He loves watches. He had a fancy watch for his birthday and pretended he didn't like it when inside he actually LOVED IT.

Jotaro is somehow the therapist. Not really, Kakyoin just spills his problems to him and Jotaro just stays there not really listening. He also says, "That's sad for you, Kakyoin. But I'm not your therapist."

Jotaro is a baddie. 💅 He's so menacing yet a bad bitch that he can walk in heels.

He's also real rough in bed and is gentle for the aftercare.

He has real dry humor. He does that "how did the chicken cross the road" joke and repeats it when no one laughs cause he thinks that they couldn't hear him-

He's forced to do karaoke, and ends up singing the SpongeBob Squarepants opening.

Whenever Jolyne and him have dinner together where it's real quiet and awkward, he tells that thesis of a starfish back in 1999 again cause it was interesting-

BOOMER. BOOMER DILF

He can sing, but he whispers-

His morning aka "I just woke up" voice sounds like CorpseHusband.

He doesn't like giving gifts in person, so he sneaks them in.

He secretly flexes his mom's food. He just loves it.

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