some conversations and possibly headcanons between my favorite people of the Crusaders.
Cried cause they both love each other (no homo it's as besties 😟)
Sang Spice Girls in the hotel room, driving Jotaro crazy
Kakyoin bullied Polnareff cause he didn't know how to play the video game. Cherry man didn't know who else to play with so he asked Polnareff. 1. Because the crusaders are dry as hell 2. It's fun to torment Polnareff
Here's how it would go-
*on call*
Kakyoin: "You idiot, Polnareff! You don't even know the forward button?!"
Polnareff: "I'm sorry okay?? I am not into these video games!"
Kakyoin: "Even one with common sense would know the forward button! I told you it 3 times!"
*bullying continues, sad Frenchman noises*
Polnareff: Avdol come here, Kakyoin's pretty much tormenting cause I don't know the controls!
Kakyoin: Oh hi, Avdol! Me and Polnareff are just playing some Minecraft.
Avdol: Polnareff, why are you lying?
Polnareff: L-lying?! He's a chaotic gremlin, he's the one lying!
Avdol: You're lying.. *proceeds to walk outta the room*
Polnareff: Kakyoin!
Kakyoin: Hah.
Meanwhile Jotaro is behind Kakyoin secretly watching this bitch bully Polnareff
Polnareff is the wingman of Kakyoin. The wingman, yet he himself is a hopeless romantic
Polnareff: Aw cmon, you got this!
Kakyoin: I don't know, Pol.. I kinda have a slim figure unlike Jotaro.
Polnareff: Don't compare yourself to him! Cmon, go out there and ask her out!
Kakyoin: Goddamn.. fine.
Polnareff: Get me a girl as well!
They brush each other's hair.
Daily pranks on each other.
YOU ARE READING
jjba headcanons lol
Fanfictionjust some headcanons I made up from 1-6(with a bit of Steel Ball Run) random stuff can be posted as well. I can make incorrect quotes and other stuff. still ongoing ⚠️(Warning for swearing) ⚠️
