How jjba characters would react to somebody's purse getting stolen in front of them.
Jonathan would run to the thief and his steps are 1. pin him down 2. ask him why he's stealing
Joseph would chase the thief but then slam into a goddamn pole
Jotaro does not care. You lost your purse, cool. But then he drop kicked the thief with Star Platinum and put the purse near the purse owner to make it look like they were just stupid as hell and their purse was right there
Josuke punched the thief with Crazy Diamond, brought the purse back to the owner, then heated the thief. But then the owner thought it was Josuke who stole it-
Giorno was the THIEF. And he got away with it like the sneaky bastard he is
Speedwagon woulda yelled his heart out to stop the thief. If he was still in Ogre Street he would've let the thief be
Caesar doesn't care. But if the owner of the purse was a lady or the thief was Joseph, he'll start plummeting after em
Kakyoin got the purse back with Hierophant but when the owner thanked him for getting it back he was super awkward
Okuyasu erased some space with Za Hando, but he tried getting the purse with his right hand and pretty much erasing the damn thing out of existence-
Mista shot the thief 😟
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jjba headcanons lol
Fanfictionjust some headcanons I made up from 1-6(with a bit of Steel Ball Run) random stuff can be posted as well. I can make incorrect quotes and other stuff. still ongoing ⚠️(Warning for swearing) ⚠️
