Jonathan- "Of course, my love! What do you want there? I have some sales!"
Joseph- "Hell yeah I want McDonald's!" Proceeds to eat his food in 30 seconds
Jotaro- "Fine, but only cause I want to.. No I won't order anything for myself." Proceeds to ask for some damn fries
Josuke- already workin at McDonald's
Giorno- "Ah yes, but do you have any money? I didn't bring any sadly"
Jolyne- "please do I've been living off damn prison food-" she said as she was chained up
Speedwagon- "What do you mean! We have great foods at home!"
Caesar- "Anything for you dear." He got a happy meal but only ate the apple slices
Kakyoin- "Sure, but you're paying me.. also we're getting the BTS meal"
Okuyasu- "Of course bro! I bet Josuke will let us off the hook!" You asked if you could have some of his nuggets and Okuyasu said, "your loss!"
Bucciarati- "If you want, we can also ask the others as well."
Abbacchio- "Giorno you're not getting any McDonald's."
Hermès- "Hell yeah!" She got too excited and went past the speed limit. She put you in the drivers seat and framed you-
Dio- "Fool." He then killed you
Kars gave you a look of disgust
YOU ARE READING
jjba headcanons lol
Fanfictionjust some headcanons I made up from 1-6(with a bit of Steel Ball Run) random stuff can be posted as well. I can make incorrect quotes and other stuff. still ongoing ⚠️(Warning for swearing) ⚠️
