WELCOME TO THE GODDAMN CRACKHOUSE!
I am Rainheart, Rain for short, and I am the keeper of the JakeVA bible, the sacred text of the JakeVA religion, created by Mr. Krus #5715. The Jake Cult won't stop fucking arguing over this stupid piece of shit religion, but I don't care, I'm writing the fucking bible anyway.
Don't blame me, blame Sukie Online.
Alright, time to actually write the stupid thing. Goddamnit Krus.
YOU ARE READING
The Great JakeVA Bible
FanfictionGod fucking damn it the cult wanted this so I'm giving it to them Where we put our stupid biblical stories for our JakeVA religion because we're all simps who enjoy body pillows, maids, and crack. Sukie, what have you done?
