Jake please you're going to get diabetes please for the love of god stop taking maple syrup shots
YOU ARE READING
The Great JakeVA Bible
FanfictionGod fucking damn it the cult wanted this so I'm giving it to them Where we put our stupid biblical stories for our JakeVA religion because we're all simps who enjoy body pillows, maids, and crack. Sukie, what have you done?
God needs to go to the hospital
Jake please you're going to get diabetes please for the love of god stop taking maple syrup shots
