God fucking damn it Jake, stop making jokes about jacking off.
I swear to whatever deity you pray to I will obliterate you if you say "Jack off" one more time. Do you hear me typing aggressively in the VC? I'm typing out this, and I am enjoying every moment of it. I will destroy you and I will destroy hashbrowns and turn you into a catboy.
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The Great JakeVA Bible
FanfictionGod fucking damn it the cult wanted this so I'm giving it to them Where we put our stupid biblical stories for our JakeVA religion because we're all simps who enjoy body pillows, maids, and crack. Sukie, what have you done?