Y'know, when you think of god, you don't typically think of strange fetishes. However our god JakeVA has FUCKING HASHBROWN FETISH AND WILL MOAN FOR HASHBROWNS FOR FREE. HEY JAKE, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WITNESS IN THIS PODCAST?! I WANT TO RIP MY EARS OFF.
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The Great JakeVA Bible
FanfictionGod fucking damn it the cult wanted this so I'm giving it to them Where we put our stupid biblical stories for our JakeVA religion because we're all simps who enjoy body pillows, maids, and crack. Sukie, what have you done?
