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Shorts pt2

Armin: *dresses up as Historia as a disguise for an undercover mission* Does this look alright?

Eren: *whispers to Jean* I think I need a pregnancy test

Jean: But you're a boy

Eren: Did I fucking stutter?

Eren: I guess you could say I've... fallen for you *winks*

Armin: you literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs to prove a point how are you even alive-

*first time Armin visited the Jaeger household*

Eren: And this is my house.

Armin: What's upstairs?

Eren:

Eren: Stairs don't talk.

Season 4 Eremin

Armin: You remind me of the ocean

Eren: Explain bitch

Armin: So fucking salty

Judge: Eren Jaeger, how do you plead?

Eren: *looks at Armin*

Armin, mouthing: 'Not guilty'

Eren: Hot milky.

Armin, banging his head on the desk: For fuck's sake just lock him up.

Mikasa: You're smiling... what happened?

Eren: Can't I just smile 'cause I feel like it?

Armin: Jean tripped and fell down the stairs

Mikasa, calling Armin's phone: Eren's in the hospital. He ate 18 cheeseburgers and got a severe stomachache.

Armin: Uhm, ok... But why are you telling me this?

Mikasa: He said he did it to impress you.

Armin: WHAT THE FUCK

Armin: ...

Armin: Be there in 30 mins

Connie: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in this room

Eren: Floch?

Floch, blushing, thinking he's gonna choose him: ...yes?

Eren: Can you move over, please? I don't see Armin because of you