💚 Eremin Shitposts 💙

Shorts

The first half is pre-time-skip, the rest has some minor manga spoilers, so I will devide then and put a warning when the spoilers come :)

Armin: That was so…
Eren: Brave?
Armin: Stupid.

Eren: Are you crying?
Armin: No, I’m having an allergic reaction.
Eren: To what?
Armin: My life

Armin: Come on Mikasa, nobody thinks Eren and I are dating.
Mikasa, to everyone: Raise your hand if you thought Eren and Armin were dating
Everyone: *raises hand*
Armin: 
Armin: EREN PUT YOUR HAND DOWN

Armin: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
Eren: Have been for the past year but thanks for noticing.

Ft. Mikannie
Eren: Sometimes I think about dying-
Armin: WHAT-
Eren: But then I remember I’d never see you again.
Armin: *blushes* 
- meanwhile -
Annie, trying the same thing: Sometimes I feel like dying-
Mikasa: SAME.

Armin: If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care.
Eren: I don’t care either, fuck trigonometry!

Random mugger: Give me your money!
Eren, holding up an UNO reverse card: Bitch, you give me your money.
Random mugger: ...What?
Eren: *runs away*
-  Later   - 
Eren: And that’s how I avoided getting mugged!
Armin: From the bottom of my heart, what the fuck, Eren.

Armin, rolling over: Do you think blobfish ever get sad because they’re so ugly?
Eren: 
Armin, tearing up: Can we get a blobfish? I want to tell it that it’s beautiful.
Eren: 
Eren: It’s 3am, Armin, what the fuck?

Eren: I’m straight.
Armin: *walks into the room*
Eren: Nevermind.

Armin: Tell me the truth. Look me in the eyes and be straight with me-
Eren: So do I look at you? Or do I be straight? I can’t do both.

Eren: Hey, are you ok?
Armin: Yeah, why?
Eren: You asked the lady in the store if the damage repair shampoo works on emotions too.

Eren: Are you alright?
Armin, crying: Yeah, it's just the onions.
Eren, to the onions: What the fuck did you say to Armin!?

Eren: Ok so olive oil is made of olives.
Armin: ... Yeah?
Eren: Then baby oil-
Armin: STOP.

Armin: Sometimes I feel like I don't fit in anywhere.
Eren: What do you mean? You fit perfectly in my arms.
Armin: *tearing up* O-oh.

Armin teaching math
Armin: This means it's 90°
Eren: How can it be 90°? It's winter.
Armin: No, the angle is -
Connie: Because of global warming
Armin: FUCK.

⚠️ MANGA SPOILERS START HERE ⚠️

Eeremin after the time skip
Armin: I wanted to kiss you today.
Eren: Why didn’t you?
Armin: Can’t reach your face.

(SERIOUSLY THO, EREN'S LIKE 15CM TALLER THAN HIM NOW)

Eren: How did you find me?
Armin: Oh, it was easy, really. I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

Armin: Maybe Eren is a LITTLE rough on you but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care about yo-
Jean: He stabbed me and then said ‘oops sorry’, Armin.

Armin: Remeber, murder is never the answer!
Eren: Of course, murder is the question.
Eren: And the answer is yes!

Eren: Dogs deserve to live longer.
Armin: And humans don't?
Eren: Absolutely not.