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Ext. New York City-Morning

GLINDA

I don't think we're in Oz anymore.

ELPHABA

That's what I was trying to tell you! This isn't Oz! New York City is on a planet called Earth.

GLINDA

(turns to random TOURIST)

Excuse me, do you know where we are?

TOURIST

This is 42nd Street. You need a map?

(gives ELPHABA a weird look)

I'm guessing you're Wicked fans?

GLINDA

Well-

ELPHABA

(drags GLINDA away)

We have to get somewhere!

(glares at GLINDA)

Glinda, you have to act like you know what you're doing!

GLINDA

I was just asking where we are.

ELPHABA

Well, now you know. Are you happy?

GLINDA

It's not like I know what 42nd street means.

FIYERO

Stop it you two! We have two stops to make, and one of them isn't in this city.

GLINDA

(whining)

Two?

ELPHABA

Yes. Honestly, you would've thought he just said ten. And we're starting with the closest one.

GLINDA

Who?

ELPHABA

Her name is Idina Menzel.

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