Ext. Central Park-Noon
ELPHABA
Ok, everyone is waiting back at Kiamo Ko. Time to fill in these clueless girls on what's going on.
(they vanish and reappear in Kiamo Ko)
Int. Kiamo Ko Castle-Noon
IDINA
Where did they just come from?
KRISTIN
Why are we here! Will someone please tell me what the heck is going on?
IDINA
Calm down, Kristin.
KRISTIN
Calm down? Seriously. CALM DOWN!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN WHEN I JUST VANISHED FROM MY COZY COUCH BINGE WATCHING MY FAVORITE NETFLIX SHOWS AND REAPPEARED IN A STONE CASTLE IN THE MIDDLE OF WHO KNOWS WHERE!?
IDINA
Look, this is how you get answers.
(approaches ELPHABA)
Hello, I'm Idina. Could you tell us why we're here?
ELPHABA
I'm Elphaba. You're all here because we need your help.
KRISTIN
How are we supposed to help you?
ELPHABA
Oz is in danger. A woman named Madame Morrible is trying to take over the world. God, that sounded chiche. Anyway, I did some research about your world and I found this thing called Wicked. I guess it's the story of my life, but with singing. I really don't know why anyone would want to hear my story since I'm supposed to be so evil, or how you're lot even know so much about me. Was it the flipping wizard? I bet he told everyone in your world all about me! But that's not the point! The point is that I figured you all would be able to help us.
KRISTIN
Wait, did you say Oz? We're in Oz?
ELPHABA
Uh, yes.
KRISTIN
(takes a second to register it then freaks out)
OH MY FLIPPING GOD WE'RE IN OZ!!!
(takes a deep breath)
Sorry, I had to get that out.
ELPHABA
Oooooohkayyyyyyyy.....
GLINDA
How about we introduce ourselves?
ELPHABA
No need, I already know everybody. This is Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth. I already introduced myself, and this is Glinda and Fiyero.
(pulls out Grimmerie)
This is the Grimmerie. I'm sure you know all about it and what it does. What we're doing is seeing which of you have magic. I already know that Kristin is out, but there's a chance for Idina. Just read this spell out loud.
IDINA
Ok, slow down. Magic? What would make you think I'd have magic?
ELPHABA
Don't question me. Just try.
IDINA
Fine.
(slowly)
Eaque militia est ego autem hic scopus animi levitate.
(the book slowly rises off the ground)
Oh my god.
ELPHABA
I knew it! I knew it would be you!
KRISTIN
(thrilled)
Shut up! You're magic, Idina!
ELPHABA
Well, I guess it's time to start your training.
BINABASA MO ANG
Journey to Oz
Fanfictionset a couple months after the events of Wicked, this screenplay tells about what happens after our favorite Broadway show. Madame Morrible is back, and she's teamed up with a mysterious stranger with magic of his own. When Elphaba and Fiyero, hiding...
