kageyama Bottom oneshots

~She is my "King" and always will be my~

~Thought they were not alot of fluffy so whynot this I guess
Ship☆ : Kunikage☆
●Top● : ●Kunimi●
•Bottom• : •kageyama•
□■Au■□ : Kageyama is a she doesn't have trauma and joins Aoba joshai isn't that dense like her male version but still is kinda dense their third years tell me whatever but I thing kags would be the captian if he /she had joined aoba joshai so i am making her the captian
Warning :
Sex talk
Its Kunimi pov :
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●°•○☆○•°● we third years were having lunch with the second and first years while I was just trying to take a nap in King's shoulder and kindaichi was talking with the second and first years "Kunimi-San u should eat" King scolded me to have lunch the sixth time this lunch break"no and just let me take a sleep" I said to the king she just pouted in the answer " Oh I forget that we are having a practice match with Karusona this evening" king said everyone was happy but I was kinda angry at her "Why telling so late and why them" I scolded her " I just wanted to see how u people can do without some special practice and why them because there were the most near our school" she replied to me "while we don't need any special practice cause I already know we will win towards them without it" I told her" Why so confident " she asked me "cause we have the best setter stupid" I told her" But we only have one setter and that's me" she told me I would just laugh at her dense ass "BAKA! what are u laughing at" my dense raven shouted " I am laughing at ur dense ass" I said between laughs "humph" she pouted more and went out to the lunch table "where are u going " I asked her "far away from ur mean ass" she replied " Seems like sleepy chan made the king-chan mad"kindaichi said "and seems like ur onion ass spent alot of time with oikawa-San last week " I insulted him and went to find my dense King●°•○☆○•°●

●°•○☆○•°● I did not saw the king the whole school time " Why so sad Kunimi-Senpai" a first year asked me "while I was justing trying to find my King oh Suzuki-kun have u seen kageyama-senpai" I shouted the last part "while yes she is in the gym and is getting ready I guess " the first year said " thanks suzuki-kun" I started running to the gym " ur welcome kunimi-senpai" the first year shouted to me I just nodded while running away when I reached inside the gym I saw everyone expect my dense king "kindaichi have u seen king" I asked my friend "yes some girls from her class wanted something from her so went she back of the school with them" kindaichi told "thanks kindaichi" I shouted while walking out of the gym " OI COME FAST THE KARUSONA PEOPLE CAN COME ANYTIME OK?!" He shouted " YEAH YEAH WHATEVER " I shouted and went outside the school after reaching there ,I saw some girls surrounding my king a 5'9 feet tall came near the king and started talking something I would not hear it but she was about to kiss my king I just runned to her and put my king behind my back my hand holding her waist "She is my king and always will be my so get the hell out of her" I shouted at the girls soon there were no people but just me and my king who will always be my I looked at her still my hand holding her waist I put my head at her shoulder and whispered in her ear "stupid you u make me run so much today because of this u will have to let me borrow ur body for today" she turned red if u think it's because of the sex joke I told her then it's wrong it's cause her ears are very sensitive .I found this in the middle school when I basically said ice cream in her ears and I always say stupid dirty jokes in her ears cause she blushes even more when I say one in her ear I was about kiss her "STOP IT LOVE BIRDS U ARE SUPPOSED TO PLAY AGAINST US RIGHT NOW NOT HAVE A MAKE OUT SESSIONS "the blond and ginger head shouted I really wanted to kill this stupid assholes of Karusona "I am so sorry about them" the captain of Karusona said "Its fine Yamaguchi-San" my king said she tiptoed and "I will let u do whatever u want with me only if we win with those stupid ginger and blond understood? My knight~" she whispered in my ear and started going inside the gym with the Karusona players.
while seems like I have to be more energetic in this stupid match I sighed and want inside the gym●°•○☆○•°●
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A/n :😀 how did u find it this is my first doing some dirty jokes so
Hope u like it till then baibai <3
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