(ON HOLD)naruto girls x powerful male naruto reader

chapter 10: forest of death

You walk into the forest with the group of 4 as naruko runs in proclaiming her ability to take on everyone else.
Very unstealthy for a ninja...she's more like a bull in a China shop. And in this weird place, not just the forest but the whole planet, a bull really could show up in a China shop.

Y/n: are you gonna announce it to everyone?

Sasuke: probably...that knucklehead...

Sakura: girl or boy she's so much trouble...

You and the whole group continue on until you stop to make camp. Naruko goes out to take a leak and sasuke and sakura scout for groups.

You wait a while and naruko comes back after a while.

Naruko: phew...that took forever...I had to dig a bigger hole

Y/n: I bet you did, now where's the real naruko?

Naruko: what are you talking about? It's obviously me

Y/n: very sus....
what's 3 times 5?

Imposter naruko: 15

Y/n: yeah, you're an impostor

You punch them so fast that they dont even register it until a shockwave hits and they poof into some girl with a weird scuba mask.

You read their mind and go get naruko who is tied upside down.

Naruko: thanks for saving me ^^ you're pretty heroic

Y/n: huh...I'd thought you'd be ticked off that they got you in mid piss

Naruko: they did?....
..... 🤔

...oh yeah!!! I'm gonna kill that bitch!!

Y/n: you just now figured out what already happened to you?

Naruko: I sure did ^^

Y/n: you're lucky you're cute...

Naruko: so what should we do about the ninja?

Y/n: tie them up or kill them
Or just break their legs and arms

Naruko: any...uh...less drastic options?

Y/n: its survival of the fittest, if you aren't the fittest then you don't survive
So it's time to euthanize them

Naruko: oh that sounds cool! Let's do that!

You get your kunai out and slit their throat.

Y/n: there we go

Naruko: wha?! You said youthalize! Not kill them!

Y/n: that's what euthanize means

Naruko: you could have told me that!

Y/n: you didn't ask, you just said it sounded cool

Sakura: we're back...EW why is there a dead ninja here??

Y/n: it attacked and impersonated naruko, so I knocked it out and killed it

Sakura: you know it's a she right?

Y/n: i didn't even know their name, and it's best not to humanize your victims of self defense

Sakura: how is it defensive when their already knocked out??!

Y/n: because when they wake up and escape they will just try to kill us again
It's not like we can run or let the authorities handle it, we're on our own
You either live or die

Sakura: i... i... guess you're right

Naruko: mmm...I don't know...what do we do with this corpse?