The silence is deafening.
Crickets.
Nothing.
Elderly Sebastian: Fancy this weather, eh?
Elderly Shauna: Yea almost a new moon out... *sigh* What has life become, Seb?
Elderly Sebastian: I dunno- we're just old, I guess.
Elderly Shauna: Ah yes. Old, and life has collapsed.
Elderly Sebastian: Collapsed? Watch talking bout dearie? *points at an ugly ass cat* Look what we raised!
Elderly Shauna: *points to the one good little girl I adopted with her lover on a picture frame* I would say raised her perfectly- You *gestures to cat* Well....
Elderly Sebastian: *flips Shauna off* I did just fine, thank you. Not just the damn cat, also the, uh- *looks around for something mentally stable that I created* *oh look, all of my children are crazy sons of bitches* *points at a clock* I made that clock.
Elderly Shauna: I mean, the clock works at least. But still, raised only one mentally stable kid, son is in jail and Scar is in an asylum.
Elderly Sebastian: I- *scoffs* Niko is in prison for killing a sexual assailant. Scar is in an asylum for talking to herself, which I raised her to perceive as normal, and the mentally stable one- *clears throat and mumbles* Is married to someone of the opposite sex with two kids and works at a bank. Also a disappointment.
After this conversation, it was decided that there will be smut coming. Mwahaha.
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THESE ARE(mostly)NOT REAL PEOPLE: Our Lives
RandomAuthors: Shauna(@FallenDarkAngel) Sebastian(This guy) A compendium of our lives, our role-plays, and our fantasies. Half of this is gonna be copied and pasted out of texts between Shauna and I lmao.
