To be clear, we LOVE Mr. O.
TW for violence.
My Principle: I-
Shauna: Bow down bitches, it's time to get a lecture.
Mr. O: Sebastian, did you do this?
Sebastian: *pointing at Shauna* It was her idea-
Shauna: *pointing to him* You can have the day of, I adore you.
Mr. O: I'll go get M. Roy's baseball bat, I'm helping-
Shauna: Hell yeah- OK THE REST OF YOU SIT DOWN AND BOW, IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR ASSES KICKED.
Gym Mr. Hersom: *moving to attack*
Sebastian: Back. The fuck. Up.
Mr. O: Language
Sebastian: Sorry- the hell. Back the hell up.
Shauna: BACK THE FUCK UP, WHORES-
Mr. O: I don't know you, but language.
Shauna: Sorry. *points gun at teachers* NOW. Who's ready to die?
People scream.
Shauna: Damn, dramatic much?
Mr. O: Start with the Hersoms, they're pedos-
Shauna: *gets knives* AYO WHO IS THE HERSOMS. If that's you, get your asses in the gym-
Sebastian: THE SCIENCE ONE MOVED ON ME AND THE GYM ONE MOVED ON MY FRIENDS, MOVE QUICK-
Shauna: *jumps on one of there backs* YIPI YI KI YAY MOTHER FUCKER. *puts a knife to science dude's throat*
Science: I didn't do anything- someone call the police-
Sebastian: Ok mr. I'll casually sit on your desk, flirt with you, hold you after class, touch you, and whisper in your ear. You didn't do anything.
Shauna: Seb shut up my fingers are getting itchy I might AcCiDeNtLy slit his throat. *yanks the dudes hair* YOU PERV EXPLAIN YOURSELF, SEBS LIKE 14 YOU'RE AN OLD MAN.
Mr. O: Don't bother, Shauna, he should've been fired by now- It's an accident, right? I'll deffend that kind of accident.
Sebastian: Adopt me-
Shauna: Let me kill him- this perv deserves to die- *flinches* Istg if he just tried to touch me- *gets axe* Alright, he chose death.
She leaves and comes back with a bloody axe.
Shauna: Alright...who's next?
YOU ARE READING
THESE ARE(mostly)NOT REAL PEOPLE: Our Lives
RandomAuthors: Shauna(@FallenDarkAngel) Sebastian(This guy) A compendium of our lives, our role-plays, and our fantasies. Half of this is gonna be copied and pasted out of texts between Shauna and I lmao.
