*cale asking for the money bud owes him*
Cale: bud, when are you going to give me back the money you owe me
Bud, who was a little drunk: huh? What money? whatchu talking about
Cale: that time you asked me to lend you some money like your life was depending on it
Bud: huh I don't know what u talking about! What day? what time was it when you lend it to me? Was it a sunny day? Cloudy? How many trees were there? I need details you know *smirk*
Cale: ....
Bud: I don't trust words, i need details you know *smirks*
Cale: oh it was 25th day of 4th month in 783rd year of felix calendar, it was fairly sunny. The clock at the inn hit exactly 14 hours 17 minutes and 20 seconds. There were no trees outside as we were in my inn room and-
Bud: ....
Bud: wai-
Cale: you also said that if you couldn't pay me back in time, you'd be my slave for 10 years and you'd do anything and everything i tell you to do
Bud, now completely sober: *sweating intensifies* damn you and your record ability
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