Aot Oneshots and Headcanons

Connie as a Third Wheel

Jean x reader with their fave third wheel Connie

Idk where I got this idea but I've definitely third wheeled my homegirls a few too many times and decided to write this lol

Modern and regular au if it makes sense

Warning: cursing, slight fluff, smut, not for underage audiences

Characters are 18+

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- Connie was pretty much there before you and Jean even got together and he already knew you liked Jean and that Jean liked you and he was just like bruh stop playing y'all need to get together

- Gossiped with Sasha every night about the two of you

- "Man here they go again today, Jeannn stop playing with me, y/nnn I'm nottt."

- When you and Jean did get together best to believe this mf was bouncing off of tables, he was like damn finally!

- Some how ends up with the two of you all the time

- He could third wheel Sasha and Niccolo but those two are good at dodging him and besides you all are more welcoming towards his third wheel tendencies

- Like it gets to the point where he isn't sure if he's third wheeling y'all or if y'all are always around him

- He's best friends with the both of you so when he gets the ranting from both sides about each other, this mf will get so fake.

- "Yea bro she's doing too much."

- "Y/n I was just telling him he needs to stop with the bs."

- Bro he's there for almost all of you guys arguments and he has the biggest story to tell after

- Once the three of you were driving down the interstate and you and Jean had got into this dumb argument over something that the both of you forgot later and Connie's just sitting in the back like:

- At first he was recording for Sasha until you pulled the wheel from Jean making y'all swerve, after that he had to intervene because the both of you had definitely forgot he was back there, and you weren't about to kill him to

- He often helps with birthdays and anniversaries he helps sets everything up and when Jean does surprise parties and stuff for you he's often stuck with distract y/n duty

(kinda shifted to the main universe so no more modern au)

- The three of you are all well, exceptionally close for other reasons also...

- To put it simply the three of you really stick with the motto sharing is caring if you get what I mean

- Or if you don't the three of you have like a lot of threesomes

- It all pretty much started when Connie had caught the two of you in the act for the first time

- Like Levi had assigned you and Jean to cleaning another one of the older castles and you and Jean had managed to sneak away for a bit, and pretty much as Connie went to check up on the two of you the sight before him beheld Jean who was holding on to dear life on the windowsill behind him as you were crouched down bobbing your head, giving a loud and wet pop as you noticed Connie come into the room eyes widening

- Initially when Connie caught the two of you he had planned to tease the two of you mainly messing with Jean as he was so close to his own twitching orgasm since just last week Jean had interrupted him mid thrust as he had someone over for the night, the girl having to get up and leave at the intrusion never talking to Connie again

- So interrupting the two of you was supposed to just be for payback until you and Jean both offered that Connie join the two of you

- Connie was a blushing mess at what you had asked completely taking him off guard, but after easing him into it the night led to him fingering into you as you rested your head back moaning into the room air as you leaned against Jean's chest as he watched letting out his own groans as you weakly pumped at his still hard cock, later on the both of them sharing you like it was some game of tug of war

- After that the three of you had came to the agreement that you all would continue whatever was going on between the three of you as long as all three of you were together.

- This only leads to more trouble as getting gropes and palming in public from your boyfriend is already enough to try and hide but imagine sitting between these two in the mess hall and their fingers are battling in your panties on who gets to finger you first shooting small glares at one another, as your sitting their struggling, trying to act as if your pussy's not absolutely getting violated from both sides, biting your lip to the point where Armin has to ask if your ok.

- They end up learning how to share as one finger pumps into you and the other's rubbing circles with your clit pinching and pulling at it slightly

- The three of you have definitely contemplated inviting Sasha, and possibly Niccolo

- If Connie gets a significant other the three of you are definitely fucking them, if they're comfortable with it of course.