Bᴀᴋᴜɢᴏᴜ x Bʟᴀᴄᴋ ʏ/ɴ Oɴᴇsʜᴏᴛs ❤︎

WE COOKINN 🙄🥰

OKAY HEY YALL SO FIRST OFF THANK YALL FOR 18,19 AND 20k IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME THAT YALL ACTUALLY READ MY SHIT I NEVER THOUGHT THIS MANY PEOPLE WOULD FIND THIS BOOK ENJOYABLE 😭😭 ANYWAY I CANT COOK FOR SHIT SOOO IF YOU KNOW HOW TO COOK UMMM COME TEACH ME PLS AND TY BUT THIS IS GOING TO BE INTERESTING HUH YUP N E WAYS ONTO THE STORY 🥰🥰🥰💀💀🙄🙄💕💕
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Okay so one day you were laying on the couch in the common room when Bakugou came in and you asked him just a LIL FAVOR 🙄

"OH KATSUKI CAN YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME??"

"um idk what is it?"

"soo can you like MAKE ME A NICE FLAVORFUL GOURMET MEAL PLEASEEEE?!?!?🧍🏽‍♀️"

oh also this is your 3rd time asking him this week bc... you know... you can't cook 🥰

"y/n..."

'oh no RUN GIRL RUNNNN'

"why do you keep asking me to cook for you why don't you just make yourself some food?"

"oh damn I never told you❓😃"

"told me what?"

"did you know that I can't cook for shit 🥰 BUT LOOK IM NOT USELESS I CAN MAKE A MEAN PB&J AND A NICE BOWL OF CERAL OR PASTA"

"HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO COOK AND YOUR *insert age bestie*"

"AYE DONT DISCRIMINATE NOBODY EVER TAUGHT ME AND PLUS IM TOO LAZY FOR THAT SHIT 🙄 THATS WHY I ASK YOU"

"IM NOT A BUTLER"

"no..no your not BUT MF YOUR MY PERSONAL SLAVE 😫"

"AWWW HELL NAH GET YA ASS IN THAT KITCHEN ILL HELP YOUR DUMBASS"

and with that you went to the kitchen and turned on a stove and started a fire that burnt the whole building down the end 🥰 😝

BUT FR you went to the kitchen and just sat there bc Katsuki dumbass never told you what you were making 🙄

"what are you doing go grab the ingredients you know what you wanna make right?"

"oh- I never thought about that"

"well I'll just pick sun for you ig"

"better be sum good tf"

you just rolled your eyes and had ur attention on the man in the kitchen otherwise known as the Gordon Ramsay 2.0- wait no sorry that's your boyfriend

(I'M SORRY BUT Y'ALL CAN'T TELL ME KATSUKI ISN'T LIKE GORDON RAMSAY BYEEE 😭😭)

when I tell you mans was hauling ASS IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN HIS ASS WAS LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FLASH BITCH and he just started pulling random shit from cabinets

'now lemme tell you girl- you were hella confused bc you take some chips and water and call it a gourmet meal'

He put his last item on the counter and walked over to you with his arms crossed like okay DAD. 🙄

"okay we're gonna make some ramen"

"mmm but do I really want rame-"

"yes you do now shut up and pay attention"

"oh nah YOU stfu and cook this ramen sir"

He didn't say anything back which surprise you but instead just left the kitchen without saying a word

'wha- shit whatever I don't need him anyways I can make this myself' is what you thought until you pulled up how to make homemade ramen on Google