𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬/𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬

𓇉𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝟏𓇉

Akaza:God, give me patience 

Douma:I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Akaza:If God gave me strength, you'd be dead

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Tanjiro:That's not funny

Akaza:I thought it was funny

Tanjiro:You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook

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Muzan:You think you are smarter than everyone else

Ubayashiki:I don't think i'm smarter than everyone else. I know i am

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Muichiro:Sometimes I'll start a sentence and i don't even know where it's going. I just hope i find it along the way

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*Tanjiro explaining his plan to Muichiro, Mitsuri and Genya*

Genya:That sounds like a terrible plan

Tanjiro:Oh, we've had worse

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Genya:I'm a firm believer in ''if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly''

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*Muzan after fighting Yoriichi*

Muzan:I feel like I havedied and gone to heaven

Tamayo: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction

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Kaigaku:*Locks Zenitsu in the car* Act like a child, get treated like a child

Zenitsu:What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car

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Kotoha:*Answers phone* Hello?

Inosuke:It's Inosuke

Kotoha:What did he do this time?

Inosuke:No, it's me, Inosuke. It's actually me

Kotoha:What did you do this time?

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Obanai:How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't cover you?

Mitsuri:Obanai, it's four o'clock in the morning 

Obanai:So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Sanemi:Who the fuck-

Gyomei:Language!

Sanemi:Whom the fuck-

Gyomei:No.

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Shinobu: Between Spider Demon Brother, Spider Demon Mother, Rui and, Spider Demon Father -- if you had to -- who would you punch?

Spider Demon Sister:No one! They are my family. I wouldn't punch any of them

Shinobu:Rui?

Spider Demon Sister:Yeah, but i don't know why

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Douma:What's wrong with you?

Inosuke:Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression 

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Uzui @ The Trio: If you're having dad problems, that's my jam, son!

Inosuke:Real weird take on my crappy father

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Sabito:Last night i found out Giyuu is a sleep talker

Makomo:Oh, really?

Sabito: ''The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.'' Right. In. My. Ear. At 3 a.m.

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Daki:What are we doing?

Gyuotaro:Wasting our lives

Daki:I meant for lunch

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Kanae:Just be yourself, say something nice

Sanemi:Which one? I can't do both

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Inosuke:Douma, I think you should play the role of my father

Douma:I don't want to be your father

Inosuke:That's perfect. You alredy know your lines

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Ubayashiki:Everyone know what they're doing?

Muichiro:In general or the plan?

Ubayashiki:The plan, Muichiro

Muichiro:*Sigh of relief*

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Sanemi:How do people not swear??? Like where does their anger go?? How do they shkw their enthusiasm??? What if they stub their toe??? Like saying golly gosh isn't really going cut it Barbara

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Okey so, here are some incorrect quotes for you all enjoye them. :)