『𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝟑』

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Muichirou: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep

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Daki: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka

Daki: *upends the bottle*

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Akaza: Oh and for your information, i don't have an ego.

Akaza: My facebook photo is a landscape

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Tanjiro: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Sabito: No.

Giyuu: I did not

Makomo: I may have forgotten one.

Nezuko: Also no.

Tanjiro: Oh good, neither did I.

Urokodaki: *Exhausted sigh*

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Douma, very tired: Can i sleep in your bed? 

Daki: *half asleep* Douma, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it's for *gestures vaguely to herself* the Queen

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Ubayashiki: Your child was in a fight.

Mitsuri: Oh no, that's terrible!

Obanai: Did they win?

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Inosuke: Blue M&Ms are the best

Genya: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?

Inosuke: What about it? They are

Genya: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!

Genya: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!

Inosuke: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!

Tanjiro: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything

Zenitsu: I like the yellow ones

Inosuke and Genya: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Douma: When i was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Daki: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations

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