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Muichirou: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep
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Daki: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka
Daki: *upends the bottle*
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Akaza: Oh and for your information, i don't have an ego.
Akaza: My facebook photo is a landscape
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Tanjiro: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Sabito: No.
Giyuu: I did not
Makomo: I may have forgotten one.
Nezuko: Also no.
Tanjiro: Oh good, neither did I.
Urokodaki: *Exhausted sigh*
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Douma, very tired: Can i sleep in your bed?
Daki: *half asleep* Douma, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it's for *gestures vaguely to herself* the Queen
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Ubayashiki: Your child was in a fight.
Mitsuri: Oh no, that's terrible!
Obanai: Did they win?
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Inosuke: Blue M&Ms are the best
Genya: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Inosuke: What about it? They are
Genya: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Genya: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Inosuke: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Tanjiro: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything
Zenitsu: I like the yellow ones
Inosuke and Genya: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Douma: When i was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Daki: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations
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