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Daki: We need to get through this locked door. Douma, give me your credit card.

Douma: Here.

Daki, pocketing it: Thanks. Akaza, kick down the door 

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After The Red Light District Arc

Daki: In my defense, i was left unsupervised

Muzan: Wasn't Gyuutaro with you?

Gyuutaro: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised 

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Obanai, to Kyojuro: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Kyojuro, motioning to themself and Mitsuri: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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Masachika: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Sanemi: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Giyuu: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Sanemi: Good thinking.

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Uzui: What do you call disobeying the law?

Kamaboko Squad: A hobby

Uzui: *crosses their arms*

Kamaboko Squad: That we do not engage in

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Daki: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka

Daki:*upends the bottle*

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Douma: You're not jealous, are you?

Akaza: No?!

Douma: Good, 'cause i consider my fake relationship with you q lot more meaningful 

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Daki: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!

Daki: First who would you kill?

*Akaza points at Douma*

*Nakime points at Douma*

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 27, 2021 ⏰

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