𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬/𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬

ᝰ𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝟒ᝰ

𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ ೃ 𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ

Inosuke: Why should i make my bed, when i'm gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?

Kotoha: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways?

Inosuke:

Inosuke: I'll go make my bed-

𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ ೃ 𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ

Uzui, during the training for final battle: Hello Muichirou, made anyone cry today?

Muichirou: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30

𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ ೃ 𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ

Obanai: I don't think a therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ ೃ 𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ

Giyuu: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower

𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ ೃ 𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ

*Mitsuri's first interaction with her crow*

Mitsuri: You can track people?

Crow: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can i

𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ ೃ 𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ

Genya: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco

Tanjiro: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy

Zenitsu: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance

Inosuke: My life is a little to much imagination and not nearly enough dragons

𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ ೃ 𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ

Ubuyashiki: Define "dream."

Muichirou: Dream — the first thing people abandon when they learn how thw world works.

Kiriya: That's too dark!

𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ ೃ 𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ

Daki, at Douma: If looking good was a crime, you'd be a law abiding citizen 

𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ ೃ 𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ

Rengoku: I feel awful about killing you

Akaza:

Rengoku: Even though technically you never died, so i don't know what your bitching about.

𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ ೃ 𖥻⻝ ︎݈݊ꨂ

Demon: Enough! How dare you moch me in such a manner!?

Muichirou: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.