Hey look theyre smart now and u live
Non-edited
Too lazy to make it look better
when you can't sleep
and your bored as hell
also look at that derpy ass drawing
.
anyways-
lets just say they werent dum and got u to the hospital
o
and
ruv got caught >.>
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Well shit
This hurts
Everything hurts
And it's all fucking numb
Cant see
Cant hear
Well mostly at least
And the pain is unbearable
If someone was gonna shoot me couldn't they shoot me somewhere where I would die almost instantly?
Ugh.
What's taking them so long?
Oh wait
You hear footsteps
Or what could be footsteps, hard to tell when your ears are ringing and everything is muffled
Oh hey it's Selever, why he gotta be shaking me so ViOLenTLy tho
hhh
"Y/N! Stay awake-"
"I don't think there is any way at all for me to sleep in the amount of pain i'm in."
You say back in a sarcastic like tone i guess
Ow
Throat burns
Oh shit your coughing up blood
Oh hey Sarv and Rasazy are here
Where the fuck is Ruv-
Wow can't attend my death huh?
"Oh my-"
Sarv seemed panicked
Hm
"Selever, why the hell haven't you called the ambulance yet?"
Rasazy asked
"Uh... well you see- uh-"
She just facepalmed bringing out a phone as she dials 911
"Hi, someone shot our friend, they might die soon I don't know but they seem pretty chill about right now other than screaming like Steve did in Tankmen Infinity-"
She said on the phone
(Keheh, yes, I just did that.)
"They're on their way" Rasazy said as she put her phone away
Sarv lets out a relieved sigh, picking you up and flying you inside the church
"Now try not to bleed all over the floor."
Sarv said
"I think that's physically impossible Sarv-"
"Nothing is impossible if you try hard enough
"Oh my fucking god-"
"Y/N- Language- that was very unholy of you!"
You sigh, "Who caresss, I'm fucking bleeding to death waiting for death to take me!"
She let out a gasp as she turned around crossing her arms and giving a small 'hmph!'
Selever came rushing in
And hopped in the bed now chilling next to you
"Hey bitch"
He says
"Hey fucker"
You respond
You both kinda just chill there, laughing at jokes and making small talk.
Till
BAM
The doors of the church are kicked open and random people take you, place you on a stretcher, and off you go to the hospital.
Well that was fast
Guess you ain't dying any time soon
-back at the church, 3rd person POV-
Sarv, Selever, and Rasazy watched you get taken away before going to do their own thing
Rasazy just read a book like usual
Selever went to find Ruv to annoy him
And Sarv went to go cook
..
Ruv sat there, gun next to him, watching it all go down
Guess he really fucked up this time
..
Selever walks up behind him, ready to dump water on him and make jokes about how his mom Sarv probably rails him.
But he noticed the gun
...
Interesting.
"Did you shoot Y/N?"
He asked
Ruv got surprised not noticing he was there before and turns around
Selever had a pissed expression
"Uh"
Ruv just stared at him
Selever just took that as a yes and began to attack the idiot >.>
Ayo over to Sarv
"Why are they making so much noise-"
She asked herself as she looks out of one of the church's windows.
She decides to stop cooking for a second as she goes to investigate
Seeing Selever beat up Ruv-
She gasps
Selever just looks over at her, surprised, but, still wearing a ticked expression.
"Selever what are you doing-?!"
She asks rushing over to keep them away from each other, now hugging Ruv closely
"He shot Y/N!"
Selever responded
And with that, she responded with a simple.
".what?"
Before getting up and joining Selever
Rip Ruv
.
Rasazy was just watching all of this from the roof of the church
She smiled
"Get him mom"
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this was mostly short
and a complete shitpost
but e
hope u enjoyed
bai
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