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Ms Kidnapper: You never told me how you texted me

Peter: Oooh yea...
Peter: I may...
Peter: Or may not...
Peter: Have hacked you

Ms Kidnapper: ...

Peter: But I thought you were my friend! Promise!

Ms Kidnapper: So I'm not your friend then!?

Peter: No no no!
Peter: I mean, yes
Peter: Ofc you are!
Peter: I mean, if you want to be!
Peter: I totally understand if you dont
Peter: I'm soso sorry if I offended you!

Ms Kidnapper: Its fine kid
Ms Kidnapper: I was kidding

Peter: Oh... sorry
Peter: And I'm not a kid!

Ms Kidnapper: Judging from the way you text...
Ms Kidnapper: Yeah, you are

Peter: I'm a teen! Not a kid!
Peter: Oh
Peter: Oops

Ms Kidnapper: I knew it!
Ms Kidnapper: I told my friend and he's crying that a kid hacked him 😂
Ms Kidnapper: He fell off his chair and is now rolling on the floor crying 'Why cruel world, whyyyyy'
Ms Kidnapper: Its hilarious
Ms Kidnapper: I'm videoing it for blackmail

Peter: I'm really sorry I made your friend cry Ms Kidnapper!

Ms Kidnapper: Its fine
Ms Kidnapper: Can you change my name please!?
Ms Kidnapper: Oh, and I've decided that if you're an assassin come to hunt me down because of my past then I will have to deal with it
Ms Kidnapper: So you can call me Nat

Peter changed Ms Kidnappers name to Ms Nat
Ms Nat changed Peter's name to kid

Kid: 🙄I'm not a kid

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