Jared: Nate, how are those chicken strips?
Mama Spider: Me?
Dad: Why does that name sound familiar..?
Kyle: F$€% YA CHICKEN STRIPS!!!!!
Ghost: F&®# ya chicken strips
Tin Can: LANGUAGE
Stucky4Ever: It was one time...
Love His Arm: What is a Stucky?
Kyle: My OTP
Stucky4Ever: OT-?
Kyle: MA OTP
Jared: AAHHH STAPH
Jared: I COULDA DROPPED MA CROISSANT!!
Tin Can: What
Ghost: Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Mama Spider: They don't have money
Ghost: Because they're SHELLFISH
Jared: What does a baby computer call it's dad
Kyle: Why are colds bad criminals?
Jared: Data!!
Ghost: Why did the chicken cross the road
Stucky4Ever: Because there are so many of them?
Tin Can: That doesn't make sense
Moronic Oaf: Why are we questioning chicken's motives?
Moronic Oaf: They should be free to cross roads whenever they like without people thinking that they have to explain themselves!!
Kyle: Because they're so easy to catch!
Dad: Thor, buddy, it's a joke
Ghost: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
Moronic Oaf: Ah, I see
Moronic Oaf: Then tell me, if you may, why the chicken did cross the road?
Jared: To get to the idiot's house
Kyle: Knock knock
Big Bro: I don't get it
Love His Arm: Who's there?
Ghost: The chicken
Moronic Oaf: I don't understand
Big Bro: Don't get this one either
Tin Can: HEY
Big Bro: Wait...
Mama Spider: Excuse me!?
Jared: Um
Kyle: How does a penguin put it's house together?
Big Bro: HEY
Ghost: What do you call a fly without wings?
Kyle: Igloos it!!
Ghost: A walk!
Stucky4Ever: Can we please have one
Love His Arm: Joke at a time?
Kyle: Awww
Jared: Aww
Ghost: Gross
Kyle: They
Kyle: Finish
Kyle: Eachother's
Jared: Sandwiches!
Ghost: THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
Jared: And
Kyle: No
Ghost: What do sprinters eat before a race?
Kyle: What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy?
Ghost: What do you call a belt made of watches?
Jared: Why did Adele cross the road?
Moronic Oaf: Are we questioning this Adele person too now?
Kyle: Cut off its tail!
Moronic Oaf: Maybe she's working with the chicken?
Dad: WHAT THE
Kyle: It'll be delighted!!
Tweety Pie: I hate you all
Ghost: A waist of time!
Tweety Pie: Why can't I leave this chat
Ghost: Nothing
Ghost: They fast!
Big Bro: You missed a joke out
Mama Spider: DON'T encourage them!
Jared: To say HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIDEEEEE
Kyle: I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIIIIIIMES
Ghost: TO TELL YOU I'M SOORRYY
Jared: FOR EVERYTHING THAT I'VE DONE
Kyle: AND WHEN I CALL YOU
Ghost: NEEEEVERRRRR
Jared: SEEM TO BE HOOOOME
Mad Scientist: Please stop
Short, ik, sorry, but, um
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Wrong Number!!
FanfictionPeter texts a wrong number, who turns out to be our favourite Mama Spider! Believe it or not, I don't own Marvel! Shocker, I know Also, any updates will be very irregular 😁 Also this is my first time writing so no hate please! 16/12/21 #3 - superfa...
