Wrong Number!!

15

Clint's POV

"Nat!" I called. I had been thinking about this for a while, and wanted my best friends input on it.

"Yes?" She replied, coming out of a darkened corner.

"WHA- What were you doing over there!?" I asked her, shocked. She had LITERALLY appeared out of nowhere!

"I was about to talk to you," Nat explained, "But I saw that the light was off and couldn't resist. I think it's broken, actually. Someone better fix that."

She walked towards me. "So, what's up?" I took a deep breath, and formed my argument. "I think that we should tell our kid that we are the Avengers. And - Bu bu buh!" I cried as she made to interrupt me, " And I have a good reason for it!" She motioned for me to continue.

"Ok, so since our kid is Spider-Man, that means that he probably gets himself into a lot of trouble, right?" She nodded. "So, if he knew that we were the Avengers, then maybe the next time he got injured he could come to us instead of..."

"Instead of bleeding out at home." Natasha agreed. Wait- Nat agrEED? Huh. I honestly thought it would take more convincing! "So, should we do it now, or..?" I questioned.

"I vote we do it now," Pietro piped up. What!? When did he get here? He must have seen the surprised look on my face because he pointed to another shadowed corner in the room. Stark really needs to get those lights fixed.

I got out my phone, and my friends got out theirs.

~

Dad: Heeeeeeeeey kid

Kid: What did you do?

Dad: What makes you think we did anything?

Mama Spider: Yeah, we are just happy to hear from you!

Big Bro: Yeah!
Big Bro: Favourite... brother... of mine!

Kid: Ya vented

Mama Spider: Sorry what?

Kid: Right in front of me
Kid: Y'all vented

Big Bro: ... Did we?

Dad: What does that mean?

Big Bro: It means we were sus

Kid: REAL sus
Kid: So what's up?

Mama Spider: We have something to tell you kiddo

Dad: Basically...

Big Bro: We...

Mama Spider: Are...

Dad: The...

Kid: Avengers

Big Bro: Please don't hate us!!!!!

Dad: I know this is a suprise

Kid: It's really not

Big Bro: But we really are!!

Kid: I know

Dad: It may seem hard to believe

Kid: Not even a bit

Big Bro: PLEASE BELIEVE US WERE SORRY

Kid: ITS FINE

Dad: COME ON KID WE ARE TELLING THE TRUTH!!

Kid: I KNOW

Big Bro: FORGIVE US!!

Kid: YOU'RE FORGIVEN!!!

Dad: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING???

Big Bro: I DONT KNOW

Kid: BIG BRO STARTED IT!

Mama Spider: How did you know?

Dad: How did who know what?

Mama Spider: How did you know, Kid, who we are?
Mama Spider: Look above.

Kid: I kinda just put the pieces together Mama

Big Bro: Sh*t

Dad: We are spies!
Dad: This isn't something you can just put together!

Kid: It kinda is tho
Kid: You gave me all your names
Kid: And I recognized Dr Banners voice from his podcasts

Mama Spider: But... you were bleeding out at the time!

Kid: It's called multitasking
Kid: Plus, hacking you helped

Dad: YOU WHAT???

Kid: I'm so sorry
Kid: It was wrong of me
Kid: Can you ever forgive me?

Big Bro: Of course, little bro

Mama Spider: You shouldn't have been able to!

Kid: I also shouldn't be able to stick to any surface but here I am!

Mama Spider: That's... fair
Mama Spider: You are forgiven
Mama Spider: But never do it again
Mama Spider: Capiche?

Kid: Capiche
Kid: What about you, dad?

Dad: I...

Private chat

Dad: What did you find out about me?

Kid: If you're asking about whether I know you have kids, then the answer is yes
Kid: But I promise you I would never tell anyone
Kid: I have people to protect too
Kid: I know what that feels like

Dad: Please, please don't tell anyone
Dad: Ever

Kid: I won't

Dad: Thanks kiddo

Main chat

Dad: Of course I forgive him!
Dad: Is that even a question!?

Kid: Thanks for telling me your secret tho guys
Kid: *hug*

Dad: *hug*

Mama Spider: *hug*

Big Bro: *hug*