Josh Just Wants To Be Vaccinated

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*FriendigoTM has come online*

FriendigoTM: guys my mom is pissed

*Coachise has come online*

Coachise: why??

FriendigoTM: my doctor doesn't want me to get vaccinated

Coachise: ???

*bitchierthanyou has come online*

Bitchierthanyou: your own doctor??
Bitchierthanyou: why???

FriendigoTM: because he doesn't know how it will react with my
FriendigoTM: uh
FriendigoTM: wendigo-ness

Coachise: that's it????

FriendigoTM: ye

Bitchierthanyou: is your doctor fucking stupid-

FriendigoTM: that's what mom said
FriendigoTM: dad said he'd contact the people who exorcised me but honestly they're probably sick of our shit

Coachise: what do you mean

FriendigoTM: every time something medical comes up with me
FriendigoTM: my doctor insists on consulting those people first
FriendigoTM: jUsT iN cASe iT uPsEtS tHE wEndiGO sPirIT
FriendigoTM: like sir
FriendigoTM: I was exorcised
FriendigoTM: there ain't no spirit to upset

Coachise: you should probably find a better doctor dude

FriendigoTM: I'd go to Hill but he's not a doctor doctor
FriendigoTM: he just tells me my head's fucked up

*BeaniebabyTM has come online*

BeaniebabyTM: not to be a jerk or anything
BeaniebabyTM: but how would those native people know if the fucking vaccine would effect a wendigo
BeaniebabyTM: I'd be willing to bet money that the old dude's journal has absolutely nothing on that

Bitchierthanyou: I wouldn't doubt it
Bitchierthanyou: it's not like they could run tests like that
Bitchierthanyou: has your doctor been like that all this time?

FriendigoTM: he's gotten more paranoid about it since covid

Coachise: yikes

FriendigoTM: Blease sir
FriendigoTM: just let me get vaccinated
FriendigoTM: Give Me The Covid Be Gone Juice

Bitchierthanyou: Jesus Christ

BeaniebabyTM: what's with the caps?

FriendigoTM: It Is Not For You To Understand

Bitchierthanyou: oh lord there he goes again
Bitchierthanyou: that's my cue

*bitchierthanyou has gone offline*

Coachise: Damn
Coachise: rude

FriendigoTM: so I can now confirm mom's looking for a new doctor
FriendigoTM: but honestly I bet any new one she hires is gonna be the same way
FriendigoTM: I'm kinda what the kids call a medical anomaly

Coachise: PFT
Coachise: I guess so??
Coachise: but like you said before, there's no spirit to upset

BeaniebabyTM: yeah, but he DID start growing antlers too despite that

FriendigoTM: honestly when have I ever known what my body was doing
FriendigoTM: if you ask me, nothing's changed

BeaniebabyTM: there's gotta be a reason for it though

FriendigoTM: I mean probably
FriendigoTM: got no clue what it is though, we've been doing everything the exorcism people have said
FriendigoTM: all I know is I'm about thiiis close to just
FriendigoTM: I dunno
FriendigoTM: showing up to a shot clinic and seeing what happens

Coachise: just to see what happens?

FriendigoTM: it's like an experiment
FriendigoTM: but I am both the mad scientist and the monster
FriendigoTM: also it gives me an excuse to go out, I'm hungry

Coachise: ohhh, what are you getting?
Coachise: cus you should like
Coachise: bring some food here

FriendigoTM: sure
FriendigoTM: wanna split a 40 piece nugget?

Coachise: of course good sir

BeaniebabyTM: can I get some too?
BeaniebabyTM: please?

FriendigoTM: hmmm alright I'll be nice
FriendigoTM: I'll get two 40s
FriendigoTM: tonight we dine like kings

Coachise: hell yea

FriendigoTM: I'll let y'all know how the vaccine thing goes

*FriendigoTM has gone offline*

BeaniebabyTM: good luck!

*BeaniebabyTM has gone offline*

*Coachise has gone offline*

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