*BeaniebabyTM has come online*
BeaniebabyTM: hey guys
BeaniebabyTM: it's Melissa, Ash let me borrow her phone
*Sammy has come online*
Sammy: hey hun!!
Sammy: how are you holding up?
BeaniebabyTM: alright, I guess
BeaniebabyTM: we're getting a court date scheduled soon I think
BeaniebabyTM: Chris's parents bought a U-Haul to move all our shit to their place
*Coachise has come online*
Coachise: they just wanted you guys out of there
Sammy: we all did
BeaniebabyTM: thanks guys
*FriendigoTM has come online*
FriendigoTM: hey kiddo
FriendigoTM: did they let you take the guns with you?
Coachise: the what
BeaniebabyTM: only Ash's revolver, mom had the others locked up somewhere
Coachise: Ash's WHAT
Coachise: A FUCKING REVOLVER?!!
BeaniebabyTM: she didn't show it to you?
BeaniebabyTM: she's had it under her pillow since the whole lodge thing
Sammy: oh wow
FriendigoTM: damn
FriendigoTM: that's kinda hot
Coachise: JOSH
FriendigoTM: :)
Sammy: she never struck me as the gun type
BeaniebabyTM: she's not
BeaniebabyTM: she just wanted to be able to protect herself
Coachise: what about you?
BeaniebabyTM: Nah, I don't do guns
BeaniebabyTM: got my Louisville
Sammy: a baseball bat??
FriendigoTM: seems legit
FriendigoTM: one good swing can really fuck somebody up
FriendigoTM: can't it Sammy???
Sammy :/
Coachise: oof
Sammy: hey, I panicked
FriendigoTM: still hurt
FriendigoTM: but anyway
BeaniebabyTM: ????
FriendigoTM: don't worry about it
FriendigoTM: you guys got enough room at the house??? We've got plenty here
Coachise: Nah we're good
BeaniebabyTM: I get the guestroom
BeaniebabyTM: ash moved into Chris's room
FriendigoTM: OH DID SHE NOW
Coachise: Melissa why-
Sammy: OOOOOO
FriendigoTM: FUCKING FINALLY
FriendigoTM: HOLY SHIT
Coachise: shut the fuck up Josh
FriendigoTM: B O N E Z O N E
Coachise: NO
BeaniebabyTM: Christopher Hartley if I catch you fucking my sister can and will beat you to death with my Louisville.
Coachise: !!!!
FriendigoTM: oh my fucking god that's terrifying
Coachise: junior high schoolers are scary
BeaniebabyTM: and don't you forget it
BeaniebabyTM: next year I'll be among your ranks as a high school student
Sammy: oh boy
Coachise: well on that note I'm going to go hide
*Coachise has gone offline*
BeaniebabyTM: I should probably give Ash's phone back
BeaniebabyTM: bye y'all
*BeaniebabyTM has gone offline*
Sammy: bye!
*Sammy has gone offline*
*FriendigoTM has gone offline*
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Until Dawn: This Is Why The Mute Button Exists
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