*FriendigoTM has come online*
FriendigoTM: y'all
FriendigoTM: I Have Had Enough
*coachise has come online*
Coachise: what happened this time
FriendigoTM: so mom wanted to get out of the house right
FriendigoTM: so she brought me to the store with her
FriendigoTM: I had my mask on like the good boy I am
FriendigoTM: but we stopped at McDonald's because I was hungry
Coachise: ok???
Coachise: never thought I'd see you complaining about McDonald's
FriendigoTM: just wait
FriendigoTM: so I'm eating my nuggets as we go in the store so I've got the mask off
FriendigoTM: the guy at the door sees me, looks terrified for a second as usual, and goes "sir you need to put a mask on"
FriendigoTM: so I'm like alright fine I'll just slip my food under it or something
FriendigoTM: so I go to put it back on aND THE FUCKING MASK GETS CAUGHT ON MY TEETH AND RIPS
Coachise: OOF
FriendigoTM: so I'm like "oh shit my bad, do y'all have any of those disposable ones?"
FriendigoTM: and he goes "no, we're waiting on a shipment. I'm afraid I can't let you in" sO I HAD TO SIT IN THE FUCKING CAR
Coachise: can we get some Fs in the chat
Coachise: F
*MattyB has come online*
MattyB: F
*hotterthanyou has come online*
Hotterthanyou: F
*beaniebabyTM has come online*
BeaniebabyTM: F
Coachise: it be like that sometimes I guess
FriendigoTM: that's bullshit and you know it
FriendigoTM: like I'm not even mad at that dude I'm mad at myself
FriendigoTM: other people are like "i CAnT wEaR A mASk cUz i cAnT bReaTHe!1!1" I'm like "yo I can't wear a mask because I accidentally shred them with my teeth" like what the fuck-
FriendigoTM: like normally it's not a big deal since I wore them most of the time anyway but now that I actually HAVE to it's like God hates me
*bitchierthanyou has come online*
Bitchierthanyou: God already hates you
Coachise: OOOOOOOF
*bitchierthanyou has gone offline*
MattyB: well damn
Hotterthanyou: 911 I'd like to report a murder-
FriendigoTM: what did I do to deserve this
MattyB: eat McNuggets I guess
FriendigoTM: wack
Hotterthanyou: how many new masks have you ordered so far?
FriendigoTM: like 3 or 4 I think
FriendigoTM: but usually I'd only wear them if I'm going somewhere where there will be kids around cuz ya know
FriendigoTM: not trying to traumatize any kids
FriendigoTM: so I wouldn't be wearing a mask every day
BeaniebabyTM: I've been trying to learn how to make them
BeaniebabyTM: I could do one for you if you want
BeaniebabyTM: I even got this fabric I think you'd like. It's got a bunch of slasher film logos on it
FriendigoTM: !!!!
FriendigoTM: yes blease
BeaniebabyTM: I can get Chris to drop it off once it's done
FriendigoTM: dope
BeaniebabyTM: I'm gonna go get started
*beaniebabyTM has gone offline*
MattyB: I didn't know Ash could sew
Coachise: she started learning a couple weeks into quarantine
Coachise: plus my mom has all this fabric she's never used so why not
Hotterthanyou: does she only make masks so far?
Coachise: she's trying to make a bat plushie for Melissa
Coachise: but other than that it's only been masks so far
MattyB: that's some wholesome content
Coachise: hell yeah
Hotterthanyou: we should get her to teach us
Hotterthanyou: we could sell them to people
Coachise: there's tutorials on YouTube if you look
Hotterthanyou: oh bet
*hotterthanyou has gone offline*
MattyB: oh boy
FriendigoTM: I wasn't aware we were starting a goddamn business but go off I guess
Coachise: I'll make the website
FriendigoTM: Chris no-
*Coachise has gone offline*
FriendigoTM: chRIS I WAS KIDDING
MattyB: oof
*MattyB has gone offline*
FriendigoTM: well fuck me I guess
*FriendigoTM has gone offline*
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Until Dawn: This Is Why The Mute Button Exists
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