Warning: Cursing
Thalia: Is it weird that I forgot that straight people have sex?
Akaza: Thalia what the fuck
Kokushibou: I went through my younger brother's search history and he was looking up porn on youtube
Rui: You should talk to him
Kokushibou: What would I even say?
Douma: "if you're gonna look at porn go on a website that's not Youtube and delete your history"
Thalia: Cupid, you are terrible at waking people up.
Daki: What did she do?
Thalia: I told her to wake me up at 7:00 and now it's 7:30. She didn't even come into my room! Thank god I didn't actually sleep
Nakime: do meth not math
Everyone: ...
Douma: Yes
Cupid: Positivity, motherfuckers!
Thalia and the Upper Moons: no stop
Douma: If you touch the bottom of your ear where you normally have earrings and stuff and go straight down your body, you'll land where your nipple is
Daki: HELP MY BROTHER WAS LOOKING AT ME AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE AND I DID THAT
Akaza: Douma, it's all your fault!
Douma: What? What is?
Akaza: Everything
Douma: Remember, it's garbage can, not garbage cannot
Rui: -because the garbage CAN no longer deal with this bullshit, so they will now pitch themselves off a building
Nakime: Period
Akaza: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS
Douma: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOT
Rui: can you two shut up already, this is the 5th time this week
Rui: If my family calls me short one more time-
Nakime: Bite their ankles
Cupid: Your titties look heavy, let me hold them for you
Thalia: Pfff what titties?
Cupid: You're so cute when you pout
Thalia: Shut up
Thalia: 90% of us are gay
Cupid: and the other 10% hasn't identified themselves yet
Everyone: *stares at Douma*
Douma: What?
Cupid: And then there's Akaza, who is in denial
Akaza: What? I'm not gay
Thalia: Shut up you totally had a crush on that fire guy a while ago
Akaza: No I didn't
Moons: You totally did, don't lie
Kokushibou: nu uh
Nakime: uh huh
Kokushibou: nu uh
Nakime: uh huh
Kokushibou: nu uh
Nakime: uh huh
Cupid: What are they doing?
Thalia: They're arguing about whether if Douma is in the closet or not
Thalia: I'm alive. Kinda. I slept for 3 hours
Everyone: ...
Thalia: At least it's not 1 hour lmao
Raven: Can we talk about how Kitty always meowing despite not actually being a cat is furry energy?
Maddie: Yes let's talk about it
*Texting*
Muzan: Lia why are you texting me I have s job to do
Thalia: s
Muzan: I can't say shit without you making fun of me
Thalia: Why am I looking at septum piercings-
Cupid: Septum piercings are hot
Thalia: ...
Thalia: anyway I feel like I've probably been flirted with before and just missed everything
Cupid: PLEASE DON'T USE THIS GHOST. IT'S ON VACATION
Maddie: Why?
Thalia: It was glitching yesterday
Raven: Boys are weird
Thalia: Imagine liking boys lol
Thalia, in the bathroom: *opens pad*
Muzan, from the other room: Lia, are you eating chips again?
Thalia: Father....that's a pad
Muzan: ...oh
Thalia: I'm not funny. I'm grumpy, and scary and gloomy. But not funny.
Cupid: it's funny, isn't it?
Thalia: -_-
Thalia: fucking Enmu
Moons: FUCK ENMU
Thalia: though I have to admit-
Thalia, Douma and Daki: he has great fashion sense
Douma: If I were to go to jail today, why would it be?
Akaza: Public nudity.
Rui: Aiding and abetting in Muzan's closet full of skeletons
Nakime: You murdered a whole bunch of random people and said in defense "they were all looking at me and my friends funny" and everyone of those friends including you were wearing either pink or black but it was marbled with white somewhere in the pants, shirt, or maybe a headband but it was marbled somewhere and one if the people who you killed was a Karen
*Texting*
Rui has created the group chat "we need jesus"
Rui: we really do
Douma: I'm muting this groupchat
Nakime: You're the one who needs it the most
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Death Lingers By Love's Side (C. A. Cupid x OC)
Fanfiction[COMEPLETED] With love, comes death. With C. A. Cupid, comes Thalia Reaper. What will become of them? Follow Thalia as she suffers through high school and gets entangled in the mess that is the world of Ever After. (Seriously though, high school suc...
