Conversation between Alfred and Batman
BM: Whta is all that music coming from your room and the giggling?
A: Dare I say, Master Bruce, but I am indubitably sloshed for the first time in over 20 years.
I fear that I am what Master Jason calls "a light weight".
BM: You drank 3 bottles of wine!
A: Well it is my birthday sir.
BM: Do you have a girl over?
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Mostly Batboy Preferences and Random Texts
FanfictionWhat the title says texts by the justice league
