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Incorrect Quotes 3: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Y/n: I like my coffee like I like my men

Y/n: *sips tea*

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Eddy: I can feel Y/n undressing me with her eyes

Kevin: I dunno, she isn't laughing

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Marie: hey, Y/n.

Y/n:... who are you???

Marie: seriously? I'm in the same classes as you

-Later-

Lee: oh, hi Y/n~

Y/n: whu??? Do I know you?

Lee: I have literally been to your house

-Even Later-

May: oh, hi Y/n!

Y/n: do I know you?

May: I AM LITERALLY DATING ED!!!

(Well at least she thinks so)

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Y/n: there's no I in team, but there is an I in pizza

Edd:... so you're not going to share?

Y/n: no, I'm not going to share

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Y/n: what if we inverted our initials? (Your Name With Inverted Initials)

Ed: ??? How do I say that???

Edd: Me too I am confused

Nazz: Bazz Von Nartonshmeer?

May: Kay Manker???

Kevin: I hate this game

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Rolf (still learning English): Y/n-girl, what are "friends with benefits"?

Y/n:... a very special type of friends...

Rolf: like us?

Y/n: *chokes*

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Past Author: *writing Up Up and Ed* just a few seeds of angst

Past Author: Wait

Past Author: *Y/n's mom and sister died a painful death making Y/n go into a manic breakdown* shit no stop gROWING THAT'S TOO MUCH ANGST

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Edd: why are you sad

Y/n: I don't know

Edd: just for no reason?

Y/n: oh no, there are plenty of reasons. I'm just not sure which one it is

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Edd, dramatically: she was poetry, but he couldn't read

Eddy: his name is Jarred, he's nineteen

Nazz: when his parents built a very strange machine

Ed: watch that scene dig it, the dancing queen

Nazz, Ed and Eddy: EEEEEY MACARENA

Edd:

Y/n: horrible job, everyone

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Y/n: you know, Nazz, I don't really like your name.

Nazz: Um, excuse me?

Y/n: yeah, particularly your last name. It sucks.

Nazz: *angrily* what's wrong with my last name?!

Y/n: I don't know, it just doesn't suit you. You should change it

Nazz: change it??? To what????

Y/n: L/n. *walks away*

Nazz:

Nazz: did you just-

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Ed: can I have another cookie?

Y/n: well what did Double D say?

Ed: he said no

Y/n: then why would I say yes?

Ed: because he's not the boss of you

Y/n:

Y/n, internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a tRAP-

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Y/n: you look nice, I want to kiss you

Nazz: what?

Y/n: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU

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Y/n: I have feelings for you

Eddy: you do?!

Y/n: Yes. I feel you're really annoying

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Y/n: you're gay

Nazz: I know. You're gay too

Y/n: all of the cul-de-sac is gay

Kevin: I'm not gay

Y/n: *hisses*

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Y/n, buying Jimmy a present: would you like a hot wheels or a Barbie?

Kevin, shopping with the two: uhhh... he's a boy

Y/n: congratulations!

Y/n: do you want a hot wheels or a Barbie?

Kevin: he wants a boy toy

Y/n: aha, don't we all.

Kevin:

Y/n:

Y/n: *turns to Jimmy* so do you want a hot wheels or a Barbie? You have to choose one.

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Y/n's Dad, talking to Y/n: I'm sure your mother and sister wouldn't appreciate you becoming a murderer like our neighbors.

Y/n's Mom (in the afterlife): kill those bitches, Y/n

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Lee, seductively: tell me your wildest fantasy~

Y/n: I'm on Wheel of Fortune and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.

Lee: no, I meant like-

Y/n: everybody claps.

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Ed: I'm gay and confused

Edd: about your sexuality?

Ed: no, I just never know what's going on.

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Y/n: I made tea

Edd: I don't want tea

Y/n: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Edd: then why'd you tell me?

Y/n: it's a conversation starter

Edd: it's a horrible conversation starter

Y/n: oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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Edd: in your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Eddy: *turning to Ed* how tall are you?

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